[Intro] They watch on with fear and awe The TVs’ march is cold and raw They didn’t want to fight For they have lost all their might [Verse 1] They witness their will—the determination They had to stand, or face damnation For if they don’t, their world is gone So here they stand, proud on the lawn [Pre-Chorus] The hoses spray, they hold their ground The TVs charge , ready to pound Morals fail, the hoses falter The TVs move forward, like circling vultures [Chorus] The hoses fall here—they won’t survive The TVs' onslaught leaves none alive They push ahead, with nothing in their way And when they’re done, all will decay [Verse 2] The hoses try their best—to no avail The TVs laugh with every impale Nothing stands in the path they take No one alive can catch a break [Pre-Chorus] The hoses spray, they hold their ground The TVs charge , ready to pound Morals fail, the hoses falter The TVs move forward, like circling vultures [Chorus] The hoses fall here—they won’t survive The TVs' onslaught leaves none alive They push ahead, with nothing in their way And when they’re done, all will decay [Bridge] There’s no hope for them to survive The hoses are done—none left alive The battlefield now lies behind There’s nothing left for the TV mastermind [Final Chorus] The hoses fell—they didn’t survive The TVs’ onslaught left none alive They march ahead, leave ruin behind With sharpened purpose, their quest aligned [Outro] Now with the hoses gone, they turn around They will not stop—they’ll use their new sound They march ahead beneath the dome To fight the mighty garden gnome
