The Fanny Pack

[Lil Beltloopz] Yo, they call me Lil Beltloopz, I’m the king of the sack, Got my waist game tight, with the fanny pack, Snacks in the pouch, got a sip for the drought, Lip balm, car keys—man, don’t freak out! Strapped like a hero, my swag on zero, But my pack got compartments like Robert De Niro, You rock a big purse? That’s a backpack’s curse, I keep it minimal, criminal, my lines diverse! [MC Zipperflip] Yo, it’s Zipperflip, I’m the pouch magician, My pack's so clean, you’d think it’s nutrition, Got gum, a comb, and a small bag of glitter, When I hit the scene, man, they all reconsider! Two hands free while I bust these moves, No straps fallin’ down, my pack just grooves, It’s sleek, it’s mean, it’s the perfect machine, My pack so fly, I call it "Jetstream Queen." [Pouchy D] Ayo, Pouchy D here, my pack’s supreme, Rockin’ neon green like a dollar dream, Got a zipper so slick, it whispers a click, And a pocket for my gum, it’s my party trick! Concerts? Check. Theme parks? Bet, My fanny pack’s the VIP you’ll never forget, It’s a 90s revival, my pack’s gone viral, Every strap is a verse, every buckle’s a spiral! [Queen SnapStrap] Oh, it’s SnapStrap, baby, bow down to the queen, My fanny pack’s bedazzled, you ain’t never seen, Diamonds on the clasp, rhinestones on the strap, It’s a runway-ready, luxury map! Got my shades in the front, my phone in the back, Compact mirror’s stashed, I’m on the attack, Don’t need a tote or a clutch, that’s way too much, This pack’s my throne—touch it? You’ll combust! [DJ LoopNLock] LoopNLock on the beat, pack game elite, Everyday is a fanny fest, ain’t that sweet? Put your hands in the air for utility flair, When I stash my stash, I do it with care! Festival flow, with the rainbow glow, My pack’s got LEDs like a techno show, Call it lame? Nah, bro, that’s blasphemy, It’s a bag revolution—join the cavalry! [Buck-L Snap] Yo, it’s Buck-L Snap, I’m the pack pioneer, Fanny fresh on my hip, I’m the style engineer, I keep it so tight, got my gear in sight, Passport, pen, and a snack for the flight! Leather, nylon, or holographic shine, My pack so divine, it’s a vibe by design, You got a briefcase? Ha! You’re stuck in the past, My pack’s so efficient, it’s built to outlast! Got a pocket for my phone, one for my snack wraps, I even keep a map in my strap, that’s facts, Call me the pack prophet, I’m preachin’ the trend, With my fanny on lock, I’m the world’s best friend! [Chorus - All] We got fanny packs, baby, we slayin’ the scene, Practical and stylish, the ultimate dream, No tote, no purse, no satchel or sack, Everybody show love for the fanny pack! Zip, zip, zip, it’s the sound of finesse, Our packs are the future, we don’t settle for less, We rhyme, we grind, we carry the knack, Let’s all celebrate the mighty fanny pack!