[INTRO — NO MUSIC, SHIP CREAKS, OCEAN] [JIUB — MALE NPC, QUIET] Wake up. We're here. You were sleeping through the storm. Come on, get up. What's your name? [NAME ENTRY — CLICK] They're saying we've reached Morrowind. Shh... the guard's coming. [GUARD — MALE NPC, STERN] Prisoner. Follow me. Up the stairs. Off the ship. Tell the officer your race. [CHARACTER CREATION — MENU CLICKS] [DOOR OPENS, PAPERS SHUFFLE] [ERGALLA — OLDER MALE NPC] Ah, yes. We've been expecting you. Let's settle your class and your birthsign. Check the details. Sign right here. [STAMP — THUD] Here are your release papers. Take them to the captain. [FOOTSTEPS, DOOR OPENS] [GRAVIUS — MALE NPC] You're free to go. Deliver this package to Caius Cosades in Balmora. And stay out of trouble. [DOOR SLAMS] [THREE BEATS OF SILENCE] [DEVIL — DEEP GRAVELLY, AMUSED] Heh... heh... They just let the fucking Devil loose? [BEAT DROPS — DIRTY HORRORCORE] [VERSE 1 — LAZY SINISTER RAP] Got my papers, got my freedom, Got no clue where the hell I'm headed. Saw a silver platter on the shelf, Thought, "Fuck it, Devil, better get it!" Snatched that shit—GUARD IN MY FACE! Put it back like nothing happened. Whole damn office watching me, I'm five minutes in and already laughing. Step outside to Seyda Neen, Mud and fog and a funny smell. Little elf wants his missing ring, Man, I just got out of jail! Found it sitting in a barrel, Gave it back, now let me roam. Everybody calls me "outlander," Like I asked to make this home! [CHORUS — ROUGH SHOUTED HOOK] WELCOME TO MORROWIND! WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO? Got a blade and a bad attitude, And absolutely nothing I know! WELCOME TO MORROWIND! LET THE DEVIL RUN FREE! You gave the Devil release papers— Now this island's stuck with me! [VERSE 2 — GAMEPLAY COMMENTARY] Map says Balmora, that's the plan. Caius somebody wants a delivery. But there's mushrooms by the roadside, And that swamp looks kinda shivery. Little mudcrab coming at me, Easy kill, that's what I thought. Swing! MISS! Swing! MISS! What the fuck? Am I drunk?! Green bar empty, can't hit shit, Crab's still chewing on my feet. Finally dropped the little bastard, All that pain for crab meat?! [DEVIL — SPOKEN] I need a better weapon. And some fucking stamina. [SCREAM FALLING FROM ABOVE] [VERSE 3 — BOUNCY HORRORCORE] Hold up—WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT? Man just dropped out of the sky! Wizard landed by the road, Didn't even get to say goodbye! Check his pockets, found some scrolls, One can make you jump sky-high. Nah, I saw how that shit ended, I'm keeping both boots on dry land tonight! Then I spot a giant insect With a damn bus on its back. Silt strider heading into town? Hell yeah, take me down that track! [CHORUS — GUITARS HIT] WELCOME TO MORROWIND! WHERE THE FUCK DO I GO? Every time I think I get it, Something weird steals the show! WELCOME TO MORROWIND! LET THE DEVIL RUN FREE! They released the wrong damn prisoner— Now this island's stuck with me! [VERSE 4 — BALMORA, DEEP STORY RAP] Made it into Balmora, Looking for the package guy. Caius Cosades? Found his house. Old man, why you looking high? Says I'm working for the Blades, Undercover, keep it quiet. Bro, I'm barely out of prison, And you want me to be a spy?! Took a walk, got lost again, Every road's a mystery. Got a journal full of missions, None of them make sense to me! [BEAT CUTS — DEVIL SPOKEN] So let me get this straight. Woke up on a prison ship. Stole a platter. Nearly died fighting seafood. Watched a wizard turn into roadkill. Rode a giant bug to meet some old dude... And now I'm a secret agent? [PAUSE — LOW LAUGH] Heh... I fucking love this game. [FINAL HOOK — FULL RAP-ROCK] WELCOME TO MORROWIND! LET THE MADNESS BEGIN! DEVIL DEATH'S ON Vvardenfell, AND HE'S GRINNING THROUGH THE SIN! WELCOME TO MORROWIND! I AIN'T LEAVING THIS PLACE! Wait... why's that flying thing Screeching right into my face?! [CLIFF RACER SCREECH] [DEVIL — SPOKEN] What the FUCK is a cliff racer?! [EVIL LAUGH, BEAT CUTS]
