Rimworld madness

----------------------- ----------------------- (*-by raw_invader-*) ----------------------- ----------------------- "Hull Breach detected!." "All systems shut down!." "Enter Planetary gravitation!." "Hey Matt,..-are we going down?" "Yes sir, ...we going down!" "So lets start the rimionship!" "Yeah!" "Rimionship!" "Yeah!" In the year 5500, we crash, -"oh no!" Stuck on a rimworld, where nothing seems to grow. Glitterworlds are shiny, but we’re out of luck, Now we’re fighting squirrels with a pointy stick and muck. We slept for centuries, dreaming of gold, Woke up to pirates, bears, and colonists who fold. Our tech's outdated, our gear’s a joke, But hey, at least we got one guy who can cook! On the rim, it’s chaos, we barely survive, Fighting off killer bunnies, just trying to stay alive. With Cassandra’s nonsense and Randy’s wild ride, We’ll blow up the base, -"but hey, we tried!" Three crash from the sky, what could go wrong? Turns out .....everything, we’ve known it all along. We’ve got a doctor with zero skill, And the farmer’s on fire, but he’s taking it chill. Phoebe’s hope that thrumbos attack, Our base is on fire, and we’ve burnt all our snacks. There’s a raider outside, but guess what’s great? We’ll distract him with corn while we barricade the gate! On the rim, we’re building with twigs and glue, Fighting off mechanoids, with rocks as our crew. Randy’s throwing tornadoes, Phoebe’s taking a nap, Cassandra’s screaming, “Here’s a toxic trap!” Oh no! The muffalo’s on fire! The colonist’s tantrum just blew up the wire. Solar flares hit and our power is toast, But at least we’ve got that psychotic ghost. Raiders charge, and wild boars bite, But it’s Rimworld, baby, it’s one hell of a fight! Randy’s rolling dice, Cassandra’s mean, Phoebe’s sipping tea, watching the scene. We’re out of food, but we’ve got ten new rats, And who needs weapons when you’ve got combat cats? On the rim, we laugh, we cry, Every disaster is just another try. Insect jelly for food and boomalopes as friends, We’ll blow up the base, but we’ll make amends. From the edge of the world, to the galaxy’s grin, "We’re Rimworld legends, always ready to win!" So grab your trophy, or your hat of shame, In this rimionship madness, we play all a fair game. We’ll win that game… or maybe we’re gone, But one thing’s for sure — we’ll stand as one! "Lets enjoy the Rimionship!" "Ending transmission!" ----------------------- ----------------------- (*-by raw_invader-*) ----------------------- -----------------------