To Do “Fuck Yeah”!

[STYLE: Dark Gothic Outlaw Country / Raw Hillbilly Americana / Infernal Barroom Country] [VOICE: extremely low male baritone, subterranean register, dry, exhausted, NO tenor twang, NO nasal country vocal] [DELIVERY: lyrical lines are semi-sung, almost spoken, deadpan, restrained, conversational, minimal melody, no belting, no vibrato; “Hee-diddle-dee, yeah!” and “Hee-diddle-dum” are fully sung in the same extremely low male baritone, deep, resonant, melodic, with strong vocal contrast; solo male voice, NO choir, NO backing vocals] [TEMPO: 108 BPM, loose shuffle, behind-the-beat swing, human instability] [Chorus INTRO] Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum [Verse 1] I've got some kind of a mark on my bum, but Mom never told me where it came from. Hee-diddle-dee, yeah! Hee-diddle-dum And when I studied at the conservatory, I was kinda extraordinary. Hee-diddle-dee, yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Now I walk with care, down my own true trail. Hee-diddle-dee, yeah! Hee-diddle-dum I've got some kind of a mission, and I'm no longer miss of it. Hee-diddle-dee, yeah! Hee-diddle-dum I came to this Earth to do “fuck yeah”! I came to this Earth to do “fuck yeah”! [Chorus] Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum [Verse 2] There's a million different scenes, where folks do the same old things. Hee-diddle-dee, yeah! Hee-diddle-dum But I'm a different kind and I don't sorry, I've got my own story. Hee-diddle-dee, yeah! Hee-diddle-dum There's so much violence and insanity, but the world don't know Ivan P yet. Hee-diddle-dee, yeah! Hee-diddle-dum I believe there's a remedy for fatality — I'll save humanity. I came to this Earth to do “fuck yeah”! I came to this Earth to do “fuck yeah”! [Bridge] I know some guys, they do the grind, without a mind. I bought myself a guitar — with myself, I gotta start. I came to this Earth to do “fuck yeah”! Whoop-de-doo, that's good enough. That's it, I'm out. I came to this Earth to do “fuck yeah”! Whoop-de-doo, that's fucking great. That's it, that's that. [Final Chorus — repeat and gradually fade out to silence] Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum Hee-diddle-dee — yeah! Hee-diddle-dum