[Verse] When you realize that your kids have everything you wished you'd had but there's no bell to ring It can really make you start to sober up Then God's like, yeah, lets prove you now herewith to see that you don't Fuck it up No disrespect to Mr All Mighty theres some things on which I'm sure we can both agree I think theres just a few scenes that maybe we didn't really need, or was it just me? Hmmm Its all greek to me So there you go, it is greek We've really just scratched the surface really hope this holy shit is worth it I know I feel cool, but I sound so nervous Maybe I should run away for some milk and honey, join the circus LGBTQ+ what does that mean, Lets get baked together question mark? [interrupt music break | mini skit | gets more and more camp councilor intense] Yeah, except one month out the year, plus ones are cool if they're cool? cause I know I'm cool and I'm pretty sure you're cool. but if they're not cool than I'm not cool. And if I'm not cool, we're not cool. [peppy personality switch] You feel me? Alright, who's ready to have some fun. [booming theatrical colosseum announcer voice] Ladies and gentleman Welcome to the popsicle speak easy [main character energy] OMG its so hot outside, yes, lets GO Excuse me, how many popsicle flavors do you have? [mall teenager employee chewing gum bored at work barista voice] Oh I think there's like 6 [internal argument fighting the urge to say the meme 6 7] No, im not going to say it. you gotta say it. you can't make me say it, im not gonna say it. its in the contract you gotta say it. I dont care about some stupid contract, tell 8 ball to go lose himself and his mile. Let me ask you this, what comes after 6...7. ugh, you tricked me. im gonna get you for that, but I am you and we are Neegan, dead man walking, you're gonna learn to respect my barb wired baseball bat Guys my son just learned how to do a backflip and I was accompanying him....on my CASIO. Word on the street is, he's still doing backflips to this day I guess you could eat a popsicle, cool off, triple the ice cause i'm a square but he's a cube, yeah, I think, to my son, it was a good day. Hip hop hurray
