The Killer Clown

Dark carnival rap, insane clown rap, creepy laughing, organ melody, circus music, distorted bass, various voices

[Verse 1]
They call me Pogo, yeah, the man of the hour,
Face paint fresh, got that "clown power".
From parties to parades, I’m the life of the town,
But don’t get too close, or I’ll "drag you down".

Shake my hand, I’m the "local celeb",
Got a business to run, got "cash to spread".
You think I’m a hero, but take a look around —
I’m the nightmare lurkin’ "six feet underground".

[Chorus]
[echo effect]
Got a clown face, "but don’t" get it twisted,
This circus act’ll "get you" listed!
Handcuff king with a "trick up my sleeve",
Welcome to my funhouse, "you won’t believe"!
[creepy laughter]
"Hehehe Haahahaha hoo hoo hoo"

[Verse 2]
Step into my world, down in the basement,
Ain't no exit signs, "ain’t no replacements".
Think it’s all a joke? Think it’s all for laughs?
I’m diggin’ graves while I "crack in half".

Got my magic handcuffs, watch ‘em click,
"You’re caught" in my trap, now that’s the trick!
People call it murder, I call it art,
Just another body "part by part".

[Bridge]
[creepy laughter]
"Hehehe Hoo Hoo Hoo Haaahhaa"
Underneath my house, in the dark and the cold,
That’s where I keep ‘em, "dead and bold".
Smells a little funny? Yeah, that’s me,
A clown with a crawlspace "cemetery".

I’m the Handcuff King, the party’s surprise,
One slip of the wrist, and "say goodbye"!
Neighbors wonder ‘bout that smell in the air,
But a clown can do things "and nobody cares".

[Verse 3]
“Shoulda been runnin’ a cemetery biz,”
I laughed as I said it, "yeah, I’m the wiz".
With concrete and lime, I seal ‘em up tight,
Send ‘em all to dreamland, "deep in the night".

Say I’m insane, but I know my game,
When Pogo’s around, you’ll "remember the name".
Clowns get away with a whole lot of murder,
So step right up, let me "be your herder".

[Outro]
[evil laughter]
"Hehehehe haaahaa! Hoo hoo hoo!"
A clown can get away, can’t you see?
Step into my world, come laugh with me!
From parties to graves, I’ll put on a show,
I’m the Killer Clown, welcome to the "freak show"!
[laughter fades]
"Hehehe haaahaa hoo hoo hoo..."

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[Intro] [circus music] [creepy laughter] "Hehehe Haahahaha hoo hoo hoo" Welcome to the show, kiddies, step right up! It’s Pogo the Clown, here to mess things up! Got a trick or two you’ve never seen, I’m the clown of your nightmares, you know what I mean! [Verse 1] They call me Pogo, yeah, the man of the hour, Face paint fresh, got that "clown power". From parties to parades, I’m the life of the town, But don’t get too close, or I’ll "drag you down". Shake my hand, I’m the "local celeb", Got a business to run, got "cash to spread". You think I’m a hero, but take a look around — I’m the nightmare lurkin’ "six feet underground". [Chorus] [echo effect] Got a clown face, "but don’t" get it twisted, This circus act’ll "get you" listed! Handcuff king with a "trick up my sleeve", Welcome to my funhouse, "you won’t believe"! [creepy laughter] "Hehehe Haahahaha hoo hoo hoo" [Verse 2] Step into my world, down in the basement, Ain't no exit signs, "ain’t no replacements". Think it’s all a joke? Think it’s all for laughs? I’m diggin’ graves while I "crack in half". Got my magic handcuffs, watch ‘em click, "You’re caught" in my trap, now that’s the trick! People call it murder, I call it art, Just another body "part by part". [Chorus] [echo effect] Got a clown face, "but don’t" get it twisted, This circus act’ll "get you" listed! Handcuff king with a "trick up my sleeve", Welcome to my funhouse, "you won’t believe"! [creepy laughter] "Haahhaa hehehe haaahha!" [Bridge] [creepy laughter] "Hehehe Hoo Hoo Hoo Haaahhaa" Underneath my house, in the dark and the cold, That’s where I keep ‘em, "dead and bold". Smells a little funny? Yeah, that’s me, A clown with a crawlspace "cemetery". I’m the Handcuff King, the party’s surprise, One slip of the wrist, and "say goodbye"! Neighbors wonder ‘bout that smell in the air, But a clown can do things "and nobody cares". [Chorus] [echo effect] Got a clown face, "but don’t" get it twisted, This circus act’ll "get you" listed! Handcuff king with a "trick up my sleeve", Welcome to my funhouse, "you won’t believe"! [creepy laughter] "Hoo hoo hoo, hahaha!" [Verse 3] “Shoulda been runnin’ a cemetery biz,” I laughed as I said it, "yeah, I’m the wiz". With concrete and lime, I seal ‘em up tight, Send ‘em all to dreamland, "deep in the night". Say I’m insane, but I know my game, When Pogo’s around, you’ll "remember the name". Clowns get away with a whole lot of murder, So step right up, let me "be your herder". [Outro] [evil laughter] "Hehehehe haaahaa! Hoo hoo hoo!" A clown can get away, can’t you see? Step into my world, come laugh with me! From parties to graves, I’ll put on a show, I’m the Killer Clown, welcome to the "freak show"! [laughter fades] "Hehehe haaahaa hoo hoo hoo..."

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