[Verse] I'll never sit on a chair again The seat burned my ass like a hot pan The pain in my back's like a face plant I fell on my head on the back end [Verse 2] The crack in my skull split my front teeth The break in my smile took the heart piece My heart's in parts and it's in need In need of something to help me [Chorus] Strawberry marmalade spreads on the floor A dog licks the fruit from the planks It's spread like my blood on the deal But I'm afraid it is not marmalade [Verse] I'll never open a jar again But I'm afraid it is not marmalade [Verse] I'll never open a jar again Or poison birds in the park again For my neighbor to thank me for the sugar He must revive from the grave I put him in [Verse 2] The [Verse 2] The crack in my skull split my front teeth The break in my smile took the heart piece My heart's in thousand parts and I think it Is so over now I only find peace in greece [Chorus] Strawberry marmalade spreads on the floor Strawberry marmalade spreads on the floor A dog licks the fruit from the planks It's spread like my blood on the deals But I'm afraid it is not marmalade I really hesitate to conclude that I've been heavily kicked in the balls [Verse] I'll never ever slit any throat again I'll never sit on a chair again The seat burned my ass like a hot pan The pain in my back's like a face plant I fell on my head on the back end [Verse 2] The crack in my skull split my front teeth The break in my smile took the heart piece My heart's in thousand parts and I think it Is so over now I only find peace in greece [Chorus] Strawberry marmalade spreads on the floor A dog licks the fruit from the planks It's spread like my blood on the deals But I'm afraid it is not marmalade I really hesitate to conclude that I've been heavily kicked in the balls [Verse] I'll never ever slit any throat again As I look down on me I see my hand Its laying on the floor and is soon canned I wish I had died on a warm strand [Verse 2] The crack in my skull split my front teeth The break in my smile took the heart piece I just ate a whole flock of brant geese There's no one in the world who can help me [Chorus] Strawberry marmalade spreads on the floor A dog licks the fruit from the floor It's spread like my blood on the floor Strawberry marmalade spreads on the floor [Chorus] Strawberry marmalade goop over deals A dog licks it all the way up I must admit I hate dogs very much But there is nothing I can do to it now [Chorus] Str
