The Superiority Complex Support Group

THE SUPERIORITY COMPLEX SUPPORT GROUP [Intro.] “Superiority Complex Support Group. Who’d like to go first?” [Verse 1 ] I went to lend a hand. They meet each Tuesday night. The sign said, “Leave your pride.” They’d come to put things right. One said, “My son won’t call. He says I have to win. I know what’s best for him. Is being right a sin?” [Prechorus ] Now set your egos down. I’ll tell you what I see. You’ve had your turn to talk. Now turn your chairs to me. [Chorus] We’re only here to help. No need to disagree. No one’s above the rest. But you could learn from me. [Verse 2] One said, “My staff won’t speak. They leave things up to me. I shoot their notions down, Then ask why they agree.” One said, “I’ve let things go. Then named his brother’s crimes We heard how he’d moved on At least a dozen times. [Prechorus] Now set your egos down I’ll tell you what I see. You’ve had your turn to talk. Now turn your chairs to me. [Chorus.] We’re only here to help No need to disagree No one’s above the rest But you could learn from me. [Instrumental.] [Verse 3 ] They asked about my faults. I said, “We’ve got till eight.” “But surely you’ve got one?” “I’d hate to make you late.” I said, “You’re not at fault. They hate what they can’t be. You pay for being right. It happens most to me.” [Final prechorus] Now set your egos down. I’ll tell you what I see. You’ve had your turn to talk. Now turn your chairs to me. [Final chorus] We’re only here to help. No need to disagree. No one’s above the rest. But you could learn from me. [Outro .] “They made me chairman.”