
Lemon relic cake
[Intro | spoken gravelly boss voice over deep pulsing bass | low menace building] Dirtbags... those W H P D pigs always jumpin' through our wormholes. Think they catchin' us slippin'. But like the old tales... they find no contraband, just sweet relic hauls. Ha.Ha Dora style. [Verse 1 | deep dark drum and bass flow | syncopated low cadence | nine to ten syllables per line] The W H P D jumped through my wormhole Then I heard the probes break They found no kidnap victims Just some lemon relic cake Mama's lemon relic cake It tastes so nice It made the officer wanna put down his gun And cut him a slice [Pre-Chorus | rising tension | building industrial layers | half-time to accelerating flow] Of what... of what... lemon relic cake He wanna put down his Gun. lemon relic cake Trendin' on the local net... lemon relic cake He's a family guy with 86 kids... lemon relic cake [Chorus | Haiku structure | anthemic stacked echoes | belted with reverb | five seven five syllables] W H P D jumps Wormhole raid on relic cake Dirtbag sweet escape [Verse 2 | intensifying deep dark drum and bass drive | double-time push | nine to ten syllables per line] They scanned the data sites lookin' for the score Found no sleeper contraband just relics on the floor Dora the explorer slippin' through the holes Fill on her Lemon Relic Cake she owns the roles Mama's lemon relic cake from the hidden grind Planetary outputs mix with blueprint kind They thought they caught the Mafia in the wormhole trap But the sweet loot laughin' put 'em in a nap W H P D frustrated searchin' high and low Dirtbag profits flowin' while they steal the show [Bridge | slow atmospheric swell | breathy menacing delivery | tension peak] Behind the empires factions all aligned We run the relic heists with beauty refined Grave robbin' jokes like pilfered bones with grace Monument heists leavin' empty sacred space They believe their justice in this cyber raid We laugh... we profit... Dora leads the way [Outro | fading distorted beats | echoing ad-libs | resolving menace] Lemon relic cake... W H P D jump through holes... Dirtbag explorer wins... profits never pause... Just some lemon relic cake Mama's lemon relic cake It tastes so nice Just some lemon relic cake Mama's lemon relic cake Just some lemon relic cake Mama's lemon relic cake It tastes so nice It made the officer wanna put down his gun And cut him a slice

