Never Trust A Fart

[intro]

[Verse 1]
They’re up on the stage, their suits cinched tight,
Promisin’ the world, but it don’t feel right.
Their words are smooth, like a greasy slide,
But it’s just hot air with a stench inside!
Their policies rumble, they’re makin’ a stink,
Sayin’ “trust us now!” but we’re on the brink.
They’ll shake your hand, with a crooked grin,
But their lies creep out like a fart in the wind!

[Chorus]
(Never trust a politician)
(Never trust a fart)
They blow smoke up your ass
While tearin’ you apart
You know they’re full of shit
But they think they’re really smart
(Never trust a politician)
(Never trust a fart)

[Verse 2]
They tax your dreams, flush your hope down low,
Say it’s “for the people,” but the craps on show.
That “safe” fart? It’s a full-on disgrace,
Now your pants are ruined, and shame’s on your face!
They swore they’d deliver, said “vote for me,”
Their plans collapsed like a shit-storm spree.
Trusted their grin, now you’re stuck in a mess,
Politicians lie, now you’re cleanin’ the cess!

[guitar solo]

[Bridge]
(Slower, spoken/shouted, with building intensity)
They’ll promise you jobs, they’ll promise you bread,
But their policies stink, leave ya wishin’ you wuz dead
It’s a silent killer, a sneaky release,
Politicians are like farts—they’ll never bring peace!

[guitar solo]

[Verse 3]
Campaign trail’s hot, they’re droppin’ their load,
Pavin’ their lies down a crooked road.
They’ll swear it’s solid, they’ll swear it’s true,
But it’s just hot gas, and it’s comin’ for you!
Raise your fist, let the truth be heard,
Their words ain’t worth a single turd!
Flush their lies, let the system part,
(Never trust a politician, never trust a fart!)

[end]

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[intro] [Verse 1] They’re up on the stage, their suits cinched tight, Promisin’ the world, but it don’t feel right. Their words are smooth, like a greasy slide, But it’s just hot air with a stench inside! Their policies rumble, they’re makin’ a stink, Sayin’ “trust us now!” but we’re on the brink. They’ll shake your hand, with a crooked grin, But their lies creep out like a fart in the wind! [Chorus] (Never trust a politician) (Never trust a fart) They blow smoke up your ass While tearin’ you apart You know they’re full of shit But they think they’re really smart (Never trust a politician) (Never trust a fart) [Verse 2] They tax your dreams, flush your hope down low, Say it’s “for the people,” but the craps on show. That “safe” fart? It’s a full-on disgrace, Now your pants are ruined, and shame’s on your face! They swore they’d deliver, said “vote for me,” Their plans collapsed like a shit-storm spree. Trusted their grin, now you’re stuck in a mess, Politicians lie, now you’re cleanin’ the cess! [Chorus] (Never trust a politician) (Never trust a fart) They blow smoke up your ass While tearin’ you apart You know they’re full of shit But they think they’re really smart (Never trust a politician) (Never trust a fart) [guitar solo] [Bridge] (Slower, spoken/shouted, with building intensity) They’ll promise you jobs, they’ll promise you bread, But their policies stink, leave ya wishin’ you wuz dead It’s a silent killer, a sneaky release, Politicians are like farts—they’ll never bring peace! [guitar solo] [Chorus] (Never trust a politician) (Never trust a fart) They blow smoke up your ass While tearin’ you apart You know they’re full of shit But they think they’re really smart (Never trust a politician) (Never trust a fart) [Verse 3] Campaign trail’s hot, they’re droppin’ their load, Pavin’ their lies down a crooked road. They’ll swear it’s solid, they’ll swear it’s true, But it’s just hot gas, and it’s comin’ for you! Raise your fist, let the truth be heard, Their words ain’t worth a single turd! Flush their lies, let the system part, (Never trust a politician, never trust a fart!) [end]

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