Maya The Potato Song A heavy, fast Techno beat.... [Maya - Spoken Fast] Okay, focus! Magitek integration at 98 percent. Thermal couplers? Check. Resonance field? Check. Emotional stability? ...Uh oh. Warning. Proximity Alert. The Bridge is entering the room. CODE RED! CODE RED! MAMA IS MELTING! (Verse 1: Maya - Fast Rap) I got a brain size ten, I got a IQ off the charts I build engines out of crystals and I fix the broken parts! I can calculate a jump through a fractured timelines But he walks into the room and I forget the design! He’s got that "Saving the World" look in his eye He’s looking at the stars, I’m looking at the guy! My logic is solid, my circuits are clean But he touches my hand and I crash the machine! Her face is turning red! Temperature is rising! [Nutty] She’s looking at his butt! Is that compromising?! [Chip] Logic failure imminent! She’s gonna say it wrong! [Nutty] DONT LOOK, SIR NIBBLER! THIS FEELS LIKE A LOVE SONG! (Squeak! Squeak!) I AM A GENIUS, BUT I’M AN IDIOT FOR HIM! My chances are zero, my outlook is dim! He’s a stone, he’s a rock, he’s a hero in the sky And I’m just the girl who is willing to die To keep him safe, to keep him warm I’ll build a metal shelter in the middle of the storm! It’s illogical! It’s crazy! It’s a violation of the rules! I’M THE SMARTEST GIRL ALIVE, ACTING LIKE A FOOL! (Verse 2: The Malfunction) [Maya] He asks me for a report, I give him a salute? Elara’s in the corner and she’s shaking her head Lily’s reading my emotions and she wishes she was dead! Leo says: "Maya, are you feeling okay?" I open up my mouth, I don't know what to say! My brain is screaming "PHYSICS!" but my heart is screaming "STAY!" "Good work, Maya." Spoon... Capacitor... Fluffy... Bird?! I know he doesn't see it. I know he has the weight of the galaxy to bear. He looks at me and sees a soldier... a friend. But if the world comes to an end... I don't need logic. I don't need the math. I’ll walk with him down the burning path. I’d die without a question. I’d die without a doubt. Because he is the only variable I can't figure out. MOTIONAL OVERLOAD! PURGE THE CACHE! SHE’S GONNA KISS HIM! WE GONNA CRASH! [SnackBot Prime] Disengaging Dignity Protocols. THROW A NUT AT HIM! BREAK THE TRANCE! MAMA MAYA, DO NOT ASK HIM TO DANCE! (Final Chorus) I AM A GENIUS, BUT I’M AN IDIOT FOR HIM! MY HEART IS OVERFLOWING WAY ABOVE THE RIM! It’s gibberish! It’s madness! It’s the "Potato" phase! I’m lost inside the algorithm of his gaze! Call it Science! Call it Magic! Call it what you will! I LOVE HIM WITH A FIRE THAT THE VOID CAN’T KILL! (Outro) [Maya - Whispering] Potato. Analysis: Successfully humiliated. Can we have snacks now?
