**[Spoken intro]** For those of you who don’t know me… You probably died before I got there. **[Hook]** “Hi! What’s your name?” Anox. “Sorry, say it again?” Anox. “Which one?” Doesn’t matter, starts with Anox. Anoxia, Anoxaki, Anoxic, Anoxara, If the name starts Anox, you know who’s behind ya. “Hi! What’s your name?” Anox. “The healer?” Yeah, that’s me. Sweet as you like, till you fuck with my team. I’ll keep you alive, I’m as nice as can be, But step out of line and you’re dead to me. **[Verse 1]** I’m the little red name at the back of the pack, Keeping twelve idiots alive through an attack. You’re charging the keep like you’re leading the fight, I’m correcting your choices with heals every night. You’re standing in oil, taking hits to the face, Then asking where the healer was, bro, know your place. I’ve got a whole warband screaming, “Anox, heal me!” You’re half a zone away fighting one Witch Hunter, dearie. I can cleanse your wounds, I can raise the dead, Can’t cure bad positioning or fix your head. I’m kind, I’m patient, a delight in the chat, But blame me for your death and we’re done with that. **[Pre-Chorus]** Green bars rise when I arrive, Stay in range and you survive. Be polite, I’ll save your life. Talk some shit? Enjoy respawn tonight. **[Hook]** “Hi! What’s your name?” Anox. “Sorry, say it again?” Anox. “Which one?” Doesn’t matter, starts with Anox. Anoxia, Anoxaki, Anoxic, Anoxara, If the name starts Anox, you know who’s behind ya. “Hi! What’s your name?” Anox. “The healer?” Yeah, that’s me. Sweet as you like, till you fuck with my team. I’ll keep you alive, I’m as nice as can be, But step out of line and you’re dead to me. **[Verse 2]** I don’t need top damage, don’t need your praise, I collect salty whispers and successful plays. Got a sharp little tongue and a quicker revive, I’ll insult your decisions while keeping you alive. See, healing is simple, just follow the plan: Guard up, stay close and protect where I stand. But the tank’s chasing squirrels, the melee dove deep, Now they’re typing “no heals” from the warcamp keep. Oh, you need a resurrection? What’s the magic word? It isn’t “HEAL???” That’s the dumbest thing I’ve heard. Try “please,” try “thank you,” try staying nearby, I’m a healer, not your mother, and you’re learning to die. **[Breakdown]** A-N-O-X, remember the text, I decide who gets healed and who resurrects. A-N-O-X, show some respect, I’m the reason your kill streak isn’t over yet. A-N-O-X, at the rear of the fight, Keeping fools on their feet for another long night. A-N-O-X, I’m friendly, it’s true… But I’ve got only one heal, and it might not be you. **[Verse 3]** Anoxia brings the remedy, Anoxic brings pain, Anoxaki cracks jokes while you’re dying again. Anoxara looks lovely with blood on her gear, Different little faces, same name that you fear. Order see the prefix and they know what it means: There’s a smart-mouthed healer keeping Unreal pristine. You can focus me first, you can give it a try, But my whole warband noticed... and now you’re going to die. I’m charming in victory, gracious in defeat, Unless you danced on my corpse—then revenge will be sweet. No grudges, no drama, I’m perfectly tame… I just wrote down your guild, your face and your name. **[Final Hook]** “Hi! What’s your name?” Anox. “Sorry, say it again?” Anox. “Which one?” Every one that starts with Anox. Anoxia, Anoxaki, Anoxic, Anoxara, One keeps you breathing, one sends you to Morr. “Hi! What’s your name?” Anox. “The healer?” Obviously. I’m sweet to my friends and a plague to my foes, When the green numbers rise, everybody knows. A-N-O-X, remember the name, I’ll heal you, roast you, then carry the game. Be nice and live—that’s the deal, that’s the fee. Fuck with my warband… **[Music cuts]** …and you’re dead to me. **[Spoken outro]** Release? No, no. Stay there. And think about what you did.
