On her way home from work tonight She found the treat everyone wanted A little expensive, she didn't mind A reward after a long hard day She placed it gently in the kitchen Saving it for tonight Then she headed for the bath The front door suddenly opened Dad came home tired and hungry He searched the fridge But nothing was left inside Then he found the precious treat He couldn't resist the bite His fate was sealed Munch! Munch! Crunch! Crunch! The precious treat is gone! Watching baseball on TV With a happy, peaceful smile The countdown had begun! Nothing left! Everything changed! No escape! No turning back! Who ate it?! Who ate it?! No escape! No excuse! The evidence was right there! Furious! Furious! Her anger reached the limit! One right hook sent Dad flying Farther than a home run! Nosebleed! Knocked out! The baseball game goes on! Dad ran into the night Wallet clutched in his hand Dad came back with three treats Midnight streets were cold and quiet Never make the same mistake The price of stolen treats Would never be forgotten Three new treats at last Peace returned at last Treat of Doom! Treat of Doom! One treat changed everything! A swollen face, a painful lesson! The curse began with one treat! Think before you take a treat! Treat of Doom! Treat of Doom! One more time! No escape! Treat of Doom!