Hi Chelsea, ok, this might sound a little weird and please don’t take it the wrong way, but… Deeno and I kinda have a confession to make. … We have a crush on Spotify. There, …we said it. We’ve got this feelin inside, can’t get Spotify off our mind. Your collaborative filtering, language processing and machine learning algorithms just kinda get us, …on a real personal level you know? It’s like, you know what we like, and we like what you like. It’s like, you know what’s good for us. So weird… It’s kinda crazy, it’s almost like we finish each other’s sentences, …you know? It’s like your advanced, predictive algorithms are walking around in our heads all day long. Baybee… And let’s not kid ourselves about those playlist recommendations. I mean they’re far from mere recommendations. They’re more like a personal journey of self discovery, every time we press play… if you know what I mean. And I think you know what we mean. Baybee… Your advanced social features are so robust, …they make us feel seen. Your content library is so massive, it makes us feel safe. Your personalized discovery tools are so effective, we should probably keep them on our nightstands for those special moments. If you know what I mean. And I think you know what we mean… Baybee… Basically, we feel like you get us as much as we get you. Mike, Dino, and Spotify, were like a match made in advertising and marketing heaven. I mean, We’re on the same frequency Always… And we can craft messages that resonate like an unforgettable overture in your target audience’s heart and mind. Baybee… We’ll develop narratives that strike a chord like a perfectly tuned Gibson Les Paul custom classic, with gold, Seymour Duncan Humbuckers. …and stick, like warm honey. Baybee… We’ll create a harmonious connection that reverberates with your listeners like a masterful symphony of relatability. We have the experience, knowledge, know how and creative talent to take your numbers all the way to eleven. If you know what I mean. And I think you know what we mean… And don’t even get us started on your podcast and audiobook offerings. Baybee… Baybee… Baybee…
