(Verse 1) Back in the woods where the WiFi weak, Got moss on my hoodie, I’m low-key sleek, Humans out here with a whole film crew, I just wave once then I vanish like “poof” — who knew? They set traps with snacks like I’m easy to bait, Bro I grew up dodging rockets of fate, You think a trail cam’s gonna end my run? I’ve been ghostin’ sightings since Bigfoot-1. (Pre-Chorus) I hear “Did you see that?” every time I breathe, Nah, that was just wind through the cedar trees, I move so smooth, leave no receipt, Except one giant footprint on repeat. (Chorus) I’m Bigfoot, chillin’ in the fog and pine, Steppin’ over logs like I’m doin’ just fine, You search all day, I’m already gone, Drinkin’ creek water, hummin’ my song. Bigfoot life, no nine-to-five, Just tryin’ to stay blurry and stay alive, If you ever think you caught my face — Congrats, that’s a rock in a funny place. (Verse 2) Got a bear neighbor, he loud and rude, Keeps stealing my berries like it’s his food feud, I said “bro chill,” he said “nah I won’t,” Now we split fishing spots, but emotions don’t. Once saw a hiker try to act real brave, He tripped on a root and started to wave, I helped him up, then I disappeared fast, Now he tells his friends it was a “spirit of the past.” Got owls on payroll, they keep watch at night, One blinks twice if the humans are in sight, Deer be gossiping like “he’s over there,” Man I can’t even sneeze without a conspiracy scare. (Bridge) They want my photo, I want some peace, They want a headline, I want release, But I stay legendary, that’s my brand, Just a hairy myth with a snack in my hand. (Breakdown) Hey! Stop that drone! Hey! Leave me alone! Hey! That’s not me! That’s a bush with identity! (Final Chorus) I’m Bigfoot, king of the hidden trails, Dodging human logic and delivery sales, If you think I’m fake, that’s fine by me, More berries left for my forest tea. Bigfoot life, I’m doing alright, Just a fuzzy shadow in the pale moonlight, And if you ever think you saw me pass… No you didn’t — that was grass. (Verse 3) I tried DoorDash once, but it never arrived, Turns out the driver got “lost in the vibe,” So I built me a grill outta river stones, Now I’m chef Bigfoot, cooking forest-zone clones. Got Wi-Fi? Nah, I got “tree-fi” strong, Carrier pigeons singin’ my favourite song, I do yoga with bears just to stay in shape, Then race deer uphill just for fun, no cape. (Pre-Chorus) They say “Are you real or just myth and lore?” Bro I’m right here but you still want more, I leave one footprint, you start a debate, Meanwhile I’m late for my mushroom date. (Chorus) Bigfoot life, I’m lowkey chill, Hide and seek champion against my will, Human world loud, so I stay in the green, Undiscovered legend on your TV screen. Bigfoot vibes, just doing my thing, Dodging drones like it’s a jungle swing, If you hear a snap in the forest at night, That’s just me doing karaoke, alright! (Verse 4) I saw a hiker once try to go viral, He tripped on a root, did a full back spiral, I helped him up, he screamed and ran, Bro I just offered him a granola can. Got a Bigfoot phone but it’s made of bark, Signal only works when I yell in the dark, My group chat’s just owls and a moody raccoon, Debating if humans will find us soon. (Bridge) Sometimes I wonder if I should reveal, Step into daylight, make a record deal, But nah I’d rather just stay unknown, Eat berries in peace, leave humans alone. (Breakdown) Who’s that? (Bigfoot!) In the woods? (Bigfoot!) Eating snacks? (Bigfoot!) Probably maxed out your Wi-Fi too! (Final Chorus) Bigfoot life, still dodging fame, Blurred-out photos still spell my name, If you think you caught me, you’re almost right, But I already left for a snack last night. Bigfoot out where the wild winds blow, Living my life where the cameras don’t go, So if you hear laughter deep in the trees… That’s just me living life at ease.
