Pufferfish an’ di Panic Banquet

[Intro – One Bubble Too Much] [Suno Prompt: deep bass drone, underwater bubbles, bass clarinet murmur, slow hand percussion] Bubble rise… table set… reef look calm… for now, at least… One small fin… two eye wide… somebody nervous just drift inside… [Verse 1 – Di Guest Who Fear Everything] Pufferfish come in a shell-lace shawl, see one fork and mistrust it all. See one napkin float too near, inflate halfway out of fear. He whisper low: “Dis feel too neat… too many plates for one small seat…” One crab say: “Bredda, just sit down.” Pufferfish stare like dat word might drown. Lobster raise one courteous claw, “Mellow now, no need fi war.” But Pufferfish spot one olive roll, swear it blink and steal his soul. Then he puff till di table bend, soup spill soft from end to end. Nobody dead, nobody bite— but di banquet shift one foot to di right. [Pre-Chorus – Tension inna Di Cutlery] [Suno Prompt: bass-forward build, dub echo, clarinet curl] One spoon shine… two cup shake… every little ting feel like mistake… [Chorus – Pufferfish An’ Di Panic Banquet] [Suno Prompt: crushing undersea doom chorus, chant backing, bubbling dub echo] Pufferfish an’ di Panic Banquet, one small worry make di whole reef frantic. Pufferfish an’ di Panic Banquet, every calm dish turn dramatic. Too much fear inna one small chest— all because di garnish look stressed.** [Verse 2 – Di Feast Goes Sideways] He point at soup and gasp: “Too red!” Then point at bread and say: “Dat dead?” He sniff one herb, jump back in fright, claim di basil hiss inna moonlit light. Octopus try pour tea with care, three arm steady, two arm spare. Pufferfish scream: “Di kettle lean!” inflate so hard he block half di scene. Moray from di coral crack seh: “Bredda, yuh bassline need fi relax.” Mellowatee chew one fruit and grin, “Sometimes yuh panic just more within.” But Pufferfish hear one shellcup clink, assume catastrophe at brink. He puff again like a moon gone wrong, send three shrimp through di parsley pond. [Chorus – Pufferfish An’ Di Panic Banquet] [Suno Prompt: repeat chorus with thicker bass and wider vocal layers] Pufferfish an’ di Panic Banquet, every side-eye feel gigantic. Pufferfish an’ di Panic Banquet, all small doubt turn volcanic. Napkin fold and lantern sway— him read apocalypse inna buffet display.** [Bridge – Revelation inna Di Dessert Tray] [Suno Prompt: psychedelic dub bridge, phaser guitar, deep bass pulse, watery reverb] Then come dessert on a coral dish, sea-grape tart and a sugared fish. Moon-jelly glaze in a spiral ring, soft enough fi quiet anything. Pufferfish stare with trembling cheek, finally too tired fi panic or speak. He take one bite… then blink real slow… whole reef pause… cause nobody know. Then him deflate with a gentle sigh, say: “Maybe… maybe mi amplify…” One old turtle nod from di back, “Fear swell fast, but taste bring back.” Whole room soft as di bubbles climb, and for one good minute, all feel fine. [Final Chorus – Let Di Banquet Breathe] [Suno Prompt: huge final chorus, monolithic groove, warm chant vocals] Pufferfish an’ di Panic Banquet, nearly mash up every plate and napkin. Pufferfish an’ di Panic Banquet, learn too late dat calm not tragic. Every small sign no spell di end— sometimes nerves just need fi bend. One deep breath and di whole reef rest— even panic can sit as guest.** [Outro – Soft Deflation] [Suno Prompt: slow fading doom outro, bubbles, bass clarinet, warm dub reverb] Bubble drift… plates stay still… Pufferfish small… for a little while… Moon sink low… reef hum blue… banquet done… panic too…