[Verse 1] I woke up on her side of the fence With one sock on and my pride spent She said, "You walked off at the mall, my dear" I said, "Honey, I was right here" She didn't even lift one eye Just smirked like she knew my alibi Then she said, "You left me in that store" I said, "I swear I never hit the door" [Chorus] I'm in the doghouse And I'm still in bed She said I left her shopping That's what her dream said I'm in the doghouse Ain't that a sight? She still breathing heavy And I'm already in the fight [Verse 2] I brought her coffee, tried my best Set it down beside the crest Of a quilt and a pillow mountain high She said, "You're lucky that I didn't cry" I said, "Baby, it was only a dream" She said, "That's how trouble starts, it seems" Now I'm scared to even check the mail 'Cause one bad dream can raise up hell [Chorus] I'm in the doghouse And I'm still in bed She said I left her shopping That's what her dream said I'm in the doghouse Ain't that a sight? She still breathing heavy And I'm already in the fight [Bridge] I bought her flowers in my head Said she’d rather have candy instead So I ordered an assortment from See’s She’d rather have truffles, please Then she laughed and blew a kiss Said, "You better not forget me like this" I said, “I'll walk that store line straight" She said, "We'll see if you behave" [Chorus] I'm in the doghouse And I'm still in bed She said I left her shopping That's what her dream said I'm in the doghouse Ain't that a sight? She still breathing heavy And I'm already in the fight [Outro] Yeah, I'm in the doghouse But I'm home tonight
