[Intro] Are you ready to ring the dinkster?! Yeehaw, nihggas! Jiz, partner! [Verse 1] In the old western town of El Frijo! Lived a rootin tootin posse of cowboy fahggots! Ten gallons in both hat and balls! They be the sexiest cowboys in the west! Yeehaw! Their bullets shot straight and their boners hooked up! None could clap the cheeks of the Crackhead Cowboys, partner! Aiiieeeee! [Pre-chorus] I reckon we need to smoke this here crack, partner! [Chorus] Cowboys On Crack! Yes! Cowboys On Crack! Yeah! Thirsty for blood and even thirstier for crack and pussie! They be the Cowboys On Crack! [Post-chorus] Yeehaw! [Verse 2] The Cowboys On Crack were the biggest hit yet! They killed everybody, including their own friends! When their cowboy kocks get hard, they love to sing: Sodo mayee! Sodo mayee! Sodo mayee! Yes, fahggots! Sodo mayee, because you know that penus is going in your Mama's snatch, son! Aiieeee! [Pre-chorus] I reckon we need to smoke this here crack, partner! [Chorus] Cowboys On Crack! Yes! Cowboys On Crack! Yeah! Thirsty for blood and even thirstier for crack and pussie! They be the Cowboys On Crack! [Post-chorus] Yeehaw! Giddy up to Hell, nihggas! [Solo] [Bridge] There wasn't enough crack in the whole West for these cowboys! And so they abandoned the town of El Frijo! For the rootin tootin crack well ran drier than a rattlesnake in the sun, partner! Yeehaw! [Pre-chorus] I reckon we need to smoke this here crack, partner! [Chorus] Cowboys On Crack! Yes! Cowboys On Crack! Yeah! Thirsty for blood and even thirstier for crack and pussie! They be the Cowboys On Crack! Cowboys On Crack! Yes! Cowboys On Crack! Yeah! Thirsty for blood and even thirstier for crack and pussie! They be the Cowboys On Crack! [Outro] Jiz in my butt, partner! Jiz!
