[super Suno Prompt: "Create a smooth jazz track with brushed drums, upright bass, and a silky saxophone lead. Set the tempo at 70 BPM. The mood should be relaxed and sophisticated, with gentle piano chords and occasional brass flourishes to add depth. Aim for a live, organic feel, perfect for a classy, late-night lounge atmosphere."] [intro] In the heart of China, in a market grand, Lived a man who sold chilis, the spiciest in the land. His pants made of denim and rivets, a sight to behold, His mitts held his chilis, his fortune in gold. [instrumental break] His chilis were wrinkled, torn apart at the seams, Their heat so intense, they'd ignite your dreams. But he remained strong, his taste buds immune, To the fiery dance, that made others swoon. [instrumental break] Yet one brave day, a challenge was made, A stranger declared, "Your chilis, I'm not afraid." With a grin and a nod, the chili man agreed, "Take a bite, brave soul, and may your mouth not bleed." [instrumental break] The air grew still, the crowd held its breath, As the stranger bit down, inviting his death. But to everyone's surprise, the stranger stood tall, "Your chilis," he said, "they're not hot at all." [instrumental break] The market fell silent, the chili man stunned, His reign of the spiciest, abruptly undone. Yet he smiled at the stranger, his spirit undampened, "Finally," he said, "a rival for the chili champion!" [outro] [end]