[[Intro]] [[Hook]] My Sleepy Thumb shopped on Amazon, Now my spending money's gone! I closed my eyes for just one yawn... My Sleepy Thumb shopped on Amazon! Click... click... add to cart... Shopping turned into an art! I swear I wasn't even awake... My Sleepy Thumb made one more "great" mistake! [[Verse 1]] I only meant to check one thing, Maybe headphones, maybe a ring. Then I drifted off instead... With my phone beside my bed. Morning came, I rubbed my eyes, Then got the biggest surprise. "Your order's shipped!" the email said... "What exactly did I buy?" I dread. [[Pre-Chorus]] Tarot decks and crystal stones, Moonlit lamps and microphone. Fairy wings in midnight blue... Apparently they're coming too! [[Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb shopped on Amazon, Now my spending money's gone! Cat toys, candles, singing bowls... Everything to soothe my soul! Gothic boots and lace so black, Oracle decks I definitely lack... (Or maybe not... I've lost the count!) Please lock my shopping account! (Or maybe not... I've lost the count!) Please lock my shopping account! [[Drop]] [[Instrumental]] [[Verse 2]] Hair care spray and incense sticks, LED lights for music tricks. Chainmail gloves that caught my eye... "Well... okay... those I might not mind." Books on magic, books on song, One more journal... can't go wrong. The driver smiled and waved at me... "I'll see you again tomorrow," he teased. [[Bridge]] My cart said, "People also bought..." Sleepy Thumb replied, "Why not?" One more click... then maybe three... Impulse shopping wasn't me! The boxes piled up by the door, I don't remember asking for more. But every package made me grin... Maybe Sleepy Thumb can shop again... ...No! [[Final Chorus]] My Sleepy Thumb shopped on Amazon, Now my budget's nearly gone! Crystals, cats, and witchy gear... Christmas came six months this year! Every box says, "Welcome back!" Every smile attacks my stack. If you shop before you snooze... Your Sleepy Thumb might just choose! [[Final Hook]] My Sleepy Thumb shopped on Amazon... It had itself a shopping marathon! Next time I'll lock my phone up tight... Before my Thumb goes shopping every night! [[Outro]] [[Record Scratch]] Delivery Driver: "Another package for Wytchie?" Me: "...Don't look at me." Sleepy Thumb: "⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ Would shop again." [[Laughter]]
