Trunk Full Of Shame

[Verse 1] Fu... Stashed the flyer Deep in a greasy denim pocket Dirty look from my cousin Keep it hidden I keep it locked Under the mattress Red hair burning on the screen [Chorus] I have a mild respect for Carrot Top I have a mild respect for Carrot Top A trunk full of gadgets A man with a plan I have a mild respect for Carrot Top [Post-Chorus] Oh oh Trunk of tricks Oh oh [Verse 2] Found a suitcase Plastic pulleys and paper tubes Laughter is a sin here They want heavy They want leather Posing like statues While I'm thinking of the paper cup gag [Chorus] I have a mild respect for Carrot Top I have a mild respect for Carrot Top A trunk full of gadgets A man with a plan I have a mild respect for Carrot Top [Bridge] Maybe he's weird Maybe he's buff Maybe he's just enough I won't say it loud I won't stand proud But the sight of the blow dryer Makes me smirk in the dark [Guitar Solo] [Verse 3] Coffee table books Buried under the indie 'zines Don't check the history Clear the cache Clear the cookies Clear the shame Props are just toys for the lonely [Chorus] I have a mild respect for Carrot Top I have a mild respect for Carrot Top A trunk full of gadgets A man with a plan I have a mild respect for Carrot Top [Post-Chorus] Oh oh Orange crush Oh oh [Outro] Keep the trunk closed Pass the P.B.R. Hide the props Don't tell a soul Don't tell a soul © Chrome Station 2026 All Rights Reserved