I'm Falling Apart (literally)

[Verse] Damn, if I don't know exactly what you mean... I used to be a dime piece too. Well, at least like....7 cents... And now? (Man, let me tell you how I feel now.) [crowl] oh ! [VERSE 1] [Female Lead][close_mic] Damn, if I don't know exactly what you mean... [Male Lead][spoken][breath] Crisse... j'sais tellement d'quoi tu parles... [Female Lead] I used to be a dime piece too. [Male Lead] Moé aussi, j'étais pas pire dans mon temps. [Female Lead] Well, at least like... seven cents... [Male Lead][laugh] Mettons... sept cennes à rabais. [Female Lead] And now? [Male Lead] Pis asteure... (Female: Man, let me tell you how I feel now.) (Male: Attends... écoute ben ça.) [CHORUS] [Female] I feel like half the shit that comes out of my mouth... [Male] La moitié d'ce qui sort d'ma bouche... [Female] Is me whining about different body parts... [Male] C'est moé qui chiale après toutes les pièces qui lâchent. [Female] That are falling apart on me... [Male] Y'en a pas une qui veut encore coopérer. [Female] Or the pain I'm in... [Male][pain] Aïe... tabarnak que ça fait mal. [Female] Like anybody wants to hear it! [Male] Comme si quelqu'un voulait entendre ça. [Female] But really... [Male] Mais sérieux... [Female] I'm so... [Male] J'suis tellement... [Female] Like... [Male] Genre... [Female] Amazed! [Male][echo] Complètement découragé... pis impressionné pareil. [VERSE 2] [Female] I'm amazed at how bad so many things hurt... [Male] J'reviens pas comment toute fait mal. [Female] Like my knees! [Male] Mes genoux sont finis. [Female] I seriously cannot stand up from a squatting position. [Male] Accroupi? Oublie ça. Faut un treuil. [Female] And even once I do get up... [Male] Même debout... [Female] With some help... [Male] Avec deux mains pis une prière. [Female] It is still a painful journey! [Male][groan] Chaque pas est une aventure. (Female: Oh my God!) (Male: Ostie...) [VERSE 3] [Female] The ass that my dude used to be so obsessed with... [Male] Le cul qui le faisait capoter... [Female] Is now covered in scabs and abscesses... [Male] Ben... y'a vécu des meilleures années. (Female: Wow-eeee!) (Male: Ayoye!) [Female] Bet he can't wait to tap that... [Male][laugh] J'pense qu'y va passer son tour. [Female] Careful, one might bust... [Male] Doucement... ça pourrait éclater. [Female] Not the kind of mess you were hoping to get in your face! [Male][laugh] Pas pantoute le genre de surprise que tu voulais. [CHORUS] [Female] I feel like half the shit... [Male] La moitié d'mes histoires... [Female] Different body parts falling apart... [Male] C'est mes morceaux qui veulent prendre leur retraite. [Female] This fuggin' pain I'm in... [Male][pain] Cette maudite douleur... [Female] Like anybody wants to hear it! [Male] Tout l'monde décroche. [Female] I'm so... amazed... [Male] J'en reviens juste pas. [SPOKEN] [Female] Man, seriously... [Male][spoken] Pour vrai... j'suis complètement sidéré. [BRIDGE] [Female] Cheers to the days... [Male] Santé à nos belles années. [Female] When we were bad motherfuckers... [Male] Quand on s'pensait invincibles. [Female] Pour some out for those bitches... [Male] Verse-en une p'tite pour les anciens nous. [Female] May they rest in peace... [Male] Qu'ils reposent en paix. [SPOKEN] [Female] On their side... [Male] Couchés su'l côté... [Female] With a pillow between their knees... [Male][laugh] Avec un oreiller entre les genoux. [VERSE] [Female] I wake up in the mornin'... [alarm_buzzer] [Male] J'me lève déjà magané. [Female] Body aching like a storm... [Male][groan] On dirait que j'ai frappé un mur. [Female] Knees creak and back is moanin'... [Male] Les genoux craquent, le dos chiale. [Female] Oh the pain I'm in... [Male] Pourquoi moé? [Female] Can't be the norm... [Male] Ça peut pas être ça vieillir. [CHORUS] [Female] I feel like half... [Male] Encore les mêmes douleurs. [Female] Falling apart... [Male] Toute lâche. [Female] Like anybody wants to hear it... [Male] Personne écoute. [Female] I'm so amazed... [Male][echo] J'suis soufflé. [VERSE 2] [Female] Can't remember when I smiled... [Male] J'me rappelle même pu la dernière fois. [Female] Wrinkles looking back at me... [Male] Les rides me regardent. [Female] Life's really a bitch... [Male] La vie niaise pas. (Female: Hold up... can you get this itch?) (Male: Attends... peux-tu m'gratter là?) [Female] Pain I'm in feels like a sin... [Male] Ça fait mal en maudit. [BRIDGE] [Female] That ass my dude... [Male] Mon vieux charme... [Female] Is not what he wants... [Male] Y'a pris sa retraite lui aussi. [Female] Now I'm chasing him... [Male][laugh] C'est moé qui cours après asteure. [CHORUS] [Female] Hair is thinning... [Male] Les cheveux désertent. [Female] Knees are weak... [Male] Les jambes suivent pu. [Female] Can't believe I made it... [Male] Encore vivant aujourd'hui! [Female] Fighting this pain... [Male] Chaque journée est un combat. [Female] This pain makes me go insane! [Male][shout] Aaa