Alienz 👽🛸

[Intro – UFO hum, radio static] bzzzzzz… whirr… Uh… Why the stars blinkin’ at me funny? ⸻ [Verse 1] Sky light flash like a broken TV, I look up like “nah, that ain’t for me” Saucer float low, hum real loud, I wave back ‘cause I polite somehow Alien step out, tall and slim, Head too big, eyes too grim He point device, I point back, We both confused — awkward standoff pact Beam hit ground, miss me bad, I trip over myself like “my bad” Alien tilt head, start clickin’, I laugh wrong, knees start shakin’ He scan my brain, screen go blank, He look offended — I say “same” Notebook flip, notes get crossed, I think I broke his science boss ⸻ [Hook – chanty, silly] Aliens! Why y’all here? I don’t got answers, I just got fear Bright green lights, bad timing Clown not ready for space assignment Aliens! Back it up! Personal bubble, that’s close enough You want data? You want proof? I barely got thoughts, tell the truth ⸻ [Verse 2] They pull me up slow in the ship, I float sideways, lose my grip Hit the ceiling, say “excuse me,” Alien sigh like “this one stupid” Control room glow, buttons blink, I press one wrong — alarms scream Crew panic, lights go red, Captain glare like “WHY HIM?” said Robot roll by, beep real mad, I trip on cord — that’s my bad Gravity flip, I spin in place, Alien puke — space disgrace They ask questions, I nod too fast, Answer wrong in every class Translator spark, start smokin’, Now nobody know what I’m jokin’ ⸻ [Hook – louder, chaotic] Aliens! This your ship? It was nicer ‘fore I slipped Blinkin’ lights, sirens loud I didn’t mean to crash your crowd Aliens! Don’t abduct! I got no skills, I got no luck If this invasion goin’ wrong, Just know I been messin’ up all along ⸻ [Bridge – spoken, goofy-paranoid] They came for intelligence… Yeah. That search ended early. ⸻ [Verse 3] Ship land crooked, sparks fly out, Alien crew start stressin’ out I jump ship wrong, hit the dirt, Roll three times — knees still hurt They argue loud in space talk tones, Pointin’ at charts, throwin’ cones Leader stomp, rage real thick, Slip on ramp — now he ticked I honk nose outta pure reflex, Whole crew freeze like “what is that noise?” Moment long, tension weird, Then they leave like “abort mission, steer!” Ship blast off, sky go quiet, Earth still safe ‘cause they couldn’t try it I stand alone, wave goodbye, Accidental hero — don’t ask why ⸻ [Final Hook – victory nonsense] Aliens! Left real quick! Couldn’t deal with this clownish glitch Space too smart, I too dumb Invasion failed — outcome numb Aliens! Stars stay calm I didn’t save y’all — I caused harm If the sky blink funny tonight, That’s just me — my bad, alright? ⸻ [Outro – fading UFO hum] bzzzz… whirr… …they ain’t comin’ back.