[Verse] The moonlight’s shining through the bedroom door, But the minefield's waiting on my kitchen floor. A cowboy's grit can't handle this pain, One step on a Lego and I'm limping again. [Verse 2] Barefoot and bold, I was feelin' just fine, Till that little plastic devil changed my mind. A brick of doom, oh, it ain't no toy, It’s the cruelest prank from a six-year-old boy. [Chorus] Oh, I'm steppin' on Legos, and I’m dancin' in pain, Cussin' and jumpin’ like I’ve gone insane. They’re sharper than spurs, they’ll make a grown man cry, Steppin' on Legos, Lord, I’m barely alive. [Verse 3] I tiptoe through the house, it’s a careful feat, But one wrong move and I’m off my feet. Those jagged edges, they’ll make you see red, The floor’s a battlefield, and my toes are dead. [Bridge] Why do they hurt worse than a hornet’s sting? These tiny bricks are a cursed thing. I’d trade ‘em all for a rattlesnake bite, 'Cause these Lego landmines haunt me every night. [Chorus] Oh, I'm steppin' on Legos, and I’m dancin' in pain, Cussin' and jumpin’ like I’ve gone insane. They’re sharper than spurs, they’ll make a grown man cry, Steppin' on Legos, Lord, I’m barely alive.
