"Boney Maroni" from the Shadow Man Chronicles Lyrics by MC Naptime Music created with the assistance of suno.com (c) 2024 I’d like to have a Shetland pony. I’d love to eat mom’s macaroni. To hear dad’s voice, Would be my choice, Till then I’m stuck with Boney. She tells me I won’t like this game. She’s been here since before I came. But now there she sits, Not throwing up fits. I hope I won’t end up the same. Boney’s mind, it seems to be lost. Her salad's been dressed and now tossed. Her entrée was fear, Her beverage was clear, Like vodka with a mental block. Each morning the man stumbled by He’d grab Boney and wink with his eye I thought it was odd That she screamed for her god While the man told her it was alright. I got loose once when they were away. Finding nothing but stopping to pray. He might pick me first If he wants to rehearse I must make sure to rewrite this play. The next time they leave, I take off. The doors and the windows are locked. The phones are not on, The TV is gone, I wish for this nightmare to stop.