💀✨ Crazy Sue & Death’s Glittery Tea Party ☕🍪 Spooky Gothic Comedy • Dark Fairytale • Haunted Cabaret [Verse 1 – Playful, Creepy] Death came knocking late one night, His bony face gave Sue a fright. But Sue just smiled and said, "Come in! I've got some biscuits in a tin!" He raised his scythe, prepared to strike, Sue said, "That's not very polite!" She threw some glitter on his head, "Have some tea and cake instead!" [Chorus – Catchy, Spooky] 💀 Glitter, ghosts and cups of tea, Death's as lonely as can be! Crazy Sue has lost the plot, She's made Death drink another pot! Bones and biscuits, spooky night, Glitter makes the darkness bright! He came for Sue, but now he'll stay, For tea and biscuits every day! [Verse 2 – Funny, Bittersweet] Death whispered, "I've no friends at all, Just endless shadows on the wall." Sue said, "Well, that makes two of us, Now stop your moaning, have a fuss!" She painted flowers on his blade, And gave him pink lemonade. Death smiled beneath his hood of black, "Perhaps tomorrow I'll come back." [Bridge – Gentle, Emotional] Two lonely hearts beneath the moon, A haunted house, a silly tune. Sometimes friendship starts with tea, Even Death needs company. [Final Chorus – Big Gothic Finale] Glitter, ghosts and cups of tea, Death has found a friend in Sue! Biscuits flying everywhere, Pink confetti in his hair! He came to take her soul away, But found a reason he could stay. Crazy Sue just laughed with glee, "Death, you're always welcome here for tea!" [Outro – Spoken] Death: "Sue… may I have another biscuit?" Crazy Sue: "Only if you stop haunting the teapot!" Death: "And the glitter?" Crazy Sue: "The glitter stays!" [Evil laughter. Teacup clinks.] 💀
