Well, here she comes... Somebody oughta warn somebody. (Too late!) [Verse 1] She walks in grinnin' with her sunglasses on Finger guns fired before hello is gone Say somethin' sideways, watch those eyebrows rise Two birds take flight right before your eyes Then she's stickin' out her tongue with a mischievous wink Like the whole damn world's a practical joke, I think Next thing you know, she's laughin' so hard She's got tears rollin' down and she's droppin' her guard [Pre-Chorus] Four different faces in a minute or two And every last one says, "I ain't here to please you" [Chorus] That's just Lisa, take it or leave it She says what she wants, and you better believe it She'll flip you the bird, then flash you a grin And somehow get you laughin' again She's got that drawl and a mind of her own Leaves half her letters somewhere back home Go on, shake your head, but you won't defeat her Lord have mercy, that's just Lisa [Verse 2] She said, "Better check the all in your ride" I said, "Check the what?" She just rolled her eyes "The oil, you fool!" But it sounded the same Then she laughed like I was the one to blame She'll stretch out a vowel till the sun goes down Drop the end of a word 'fore it hits the ground Try to correct her, she'll grin ear to ear "You knew what I meant, now get on outta here!" [Pre-Chorus] She's got her own language, her own set of rules And no damn patience for a room full of fools [Chorus] That's just Lisa, take it or leave it She says what she wants, and you better believe it She'll flip you the bird, then flash you a grin And somehow get you laughin' again She's got that drawl and a mind of her own Leaves half her letters somewhere back home Go on, shake your head, but you won't defeat her Lord have mercy, that's just Lisa [Bridge – Half-time, playful spoken-sung delivery] She ain't got a filter, never needed one If you can't take a joke, better turn and run She's got a hundred ways to say what she means And not a single one belongs on your TV screen You can fix her grammar, you can try all day She'll just laugh and tell you where to put that A She ain't changin' for nobody, ain't gonna pretend She'll tell you where to go, then call you her friend [Instrumental Break – Bluesy guitar solo, funky bass] [Final Chorus – Full band, bigger groove] That's just Lisa, take it or leave it She says what she wants, and you better believe it She'll flip you the bird, then flash you a grin And somehow get you laughin' again She's got that drawl and a mind of her own Leaves half her letters somewhere back home Go on, shake your head, but you won't defeat her Lord have mercy, that's just Lisa [Outro] "Hey Lisa, did you say all?" "That's what I said!" "All of what?" "Oh, for cryin' out loud!" That's just Lisa!
