20. lost in the Family Curse (written by Jon)

[Verse 1] So the next song wasn't actually written by us But since it's about my family We borrowed it [Verse 2] I met her first thought okay she's pretty Then met her dad life ain't fair Then came her cousin then her whole damn family At this point honestly this has to be a scam Somebody tell me how this even works Is it magic is it science or is a universe It's a family curse [Chorus] Everybody's gorgeous nobody deserves this Generation after generation walking magazine covers It's a family curse [Verse 3] I don't even trust your grandma She probably looks like thirty-five When she was ninety-one [Verse 4] Three hundred years still perfect hair I don't believe that's even fair And every old portrait looks like a movie star How do your ancestors keep raising the bar Somebody tell me who's in this family I gave up asking around cause [Chorus] It's a family curse Everybody's gorgeous nobody deserves this Generation after generation walking magazine covers It's a family curse Somebody call a scientist This can't be DNA There's no other way [Verse 5] I checked the family tree for one ugly guy Couldn't find him I really tried Even the babies already know Exactly how to steal the show [Chorus] Beautiful disaster It's a family curse Everybody's gorgeous nobody deserves this Generation after generation walking magazine covers It's a family curse Somebody call a scientist This can't be DNA There's no other way [Outro] I checked the family tree for one ugly guy Couldn't find him I really tried Even the babies already know Exactly how to still the show Beautiful disaster It's a family curse Everybody's gorgeous nobody deserves this Generation after generation walking magazine covers It's a family curse I don't even trust your grandma She probably looks like thirty-five When she was ninety-one Thanks for the song John But your face isn't helping the curse