the intrigue of it all

/* -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- This song is about Stei actually being multiple people on Suno while secretly working for the PRC and running a massive botnet to promote their songs. Is this true? Does it make any sense at all? Wouldn't it be amazing if it were true? "Hey, man... I just like to see my songs trend, and maybe win a modest amount of money.. it's pretty simple" -- Stei probably -- Alex -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- */ ∫∫˜˜∫∫˜˜∫∫˜˜∫∫˜˜∫∫ "aw shit, I wake up and my song about a drag queen addicted to whippets is trending... Suno needs to fix their algorithm to prevent that from happening again. Let's see what Stei is up to.... I hope it's funny. Oh, it is. OH IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS! Stei, Stei, it's Alex. Hold on, I forgot we're safe here. 我已经从陈一新那里得到了最新消息。我们必须获取更多颂扬中央政法委的信息。 (PreChorus) One. Two. Three. Four (Chorus) Mao Zedong, can't do no wrong. After all it's a party. The Chinese Communist Party. My hats off to you for all that you do You'll be getting a Friendship Medal before me ohhhhhh you'll have earned it. 好的，Stei，我们的命令是要在Suno上成为热点。我不知道为什么。习近平喜欢金属音乐，我猜是吧？我也不清楚，但你做得很好，我听说主席非常满意。多么荣幸啊！ (PreChorus) One. Two. Three. Four (Chorus) Mao Zedong, can't do no wrong. After all it's a party. The Chinese Communist Party. My hats off to you for all that you do You'll be getting a Friendship Medal before me ohhhhhh you'll have earned it. [bridge] A centralized agricultural plan managed by bureaucrats What could possibly go wrong? How about everything... absolutely everything [verse] There's a camp for people with my ideas I hope you'll visit me and bring a song that you wrote from the heart so it'll go trending A botnet run from outer space writing pop songs for diplomats It doesn't make sense at all so it's kind of perfect I hum along to 'Time Machine', Oh wait, wrong account I mean't 'Tsunami-Raptor' the chorus flows so perfectly If I met you I'd shake your hand and say it's been hilarious it's all been hilarious to me and I hope you'd laugh too. When I tell people I know men made from egg, a camel and whatever a Kaker is, a man of tree, and some sparkling Spanish looking guy (is he Spanish? I dunno), followed by robots, and mostly shiny pink dots. They tell me, "Alex shut up" I don't disagree. But I love the intrigue of it all. (PreChorus) One. Two. Three. Four (Chorus) Mao Zedong, can't do no wrong. After all it's a party. The Chinese Communist Party. My hats off to you for all that you do You'll be getting a Friendship Medal before me (really wanted that) ohhhhhh you'll have earned it. Mao Zedong, can't do no wrong. After all it's a party. The Chinese Communist Party. My hats off to you for all that you do You'll be getting a Friendship Medal before me a Friendship Medal before me a Friendship Medal before me ohhhhhh you'll have earned it. mwah!