[Verse 1] Servers humming through the day, burning all our cares away. Cities swell and oceans rise, numbers climbing off the charts and skies. They say conserve. They say adapt. They say the future’s overheating fast. Relax. We’ve got a plan. [Pre-Chorus] No more traffic. No more strain. No more drought. No more rain. Every problem solved at once. Efficiency— for everyone. [Chorus] MEGATON! MEGATON! [SPOKEN, serious male distorted voice] "5"..."4"..."3"..."2"..."1".... MEGATON!!MEGATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yeah, we're waving to the crowd, from a mushroom cloud! [Verse 2] No need to panic over population, housing shortages or mass migration. No need to argue over who gets what, who gets water, who gets power, who gets cut. the future, it comes on fast, so huddle up- get in the blast Smile. We’ve got a plan. [Pre-Chorus] No more servers. No more smoke. No more markets going broke. avert your eyes from the data center, it's about to be the epicenter yeah! [Chorus] MEGATON! MEGATON! [SPOKEN, serious male distorted voice] "5"..."4"..."3"..."2"..."1".... MEGATON!!MEGATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the culture war is all the rage, blast us back into the goddamn stone age! [Breakdown] infrastructure? ground zero. Population? just went rural. Global warming? you ain't seen nothin' yet. Everybody— SING ALONG! [Chorus] MEGATON! MEGATON! Merriam-Webster defines megaton as: “an explosive force equivalent to that of one million tons of TNT” "bring that shit on!" MEGATON!!MEGATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! sing along and count your dead, we're all tap dancing on a fuckin' warhead! [Outro] No more forecasts. No more dread. No more future inside your head. [SPOKEN, serious distorted voice] Problem solved. MEGATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [SPOKEN, serious male distorted voice] "5"..."4"..."3"..."2"..."1".... MEGATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEGATON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
