[VOCAL_PROFILE: Heart] [Register: Male Baritone A2-D4 | Timbre: Southern conversational speaking voice, honest and direct matter-of-fact wisdom | Delivery: No-performance delivery, intimate but not whispered, just truth, carrying wry self-aware comic confession, mock-serious devotion | FX: Warm, clean, minimal reverb, natural close presence] [Audio: 3D-Atmos | Wide Stereo Image | Anchor: Listener] [Hardware: Shure SM7B | Neve 1073 Preamp | Royer R-121 on lead guitar | Analog Tape Warmth | Close Mic Presence] [Master: 24bit PCM | -12 LUFS analog warmth | Even harmonic warmth | Natural dynamics, no brickwall compression] [VOCAL_PROFILE: Ruby Ashford] [Register: Female Alto F3-D6 | Timbre: Smoky soul warmth with a playful lightness | Delivery: Guest harmony and answer vocals only, entering warm and half-smiling on chorus lines | FX: Warm, clean, minimal reverb, natural close presence] [LYRICS:] Living my life like a functioning alcoholic Different IPA every night at the tah-ka-REE-ah I ain't drank moonshine in three damn days Been fueling up on nacho cheese and guac Wish I had a good salsa to miss me Lord, I wonder if I'll ever become sober I put your favorite video game away Sat down and cried today because my character died I can't look at you while I'm playing next to him I put your favorite video game away Sat down and cried today because my character died I can't look at you while I'm playing next to him I called you last night from the tah-ka-REE-ah Everyone knows, but they won't spill the beans But their fake mustaches tell me something just ain't right I've been waiting on you for a long time Fuelin' up on memes and cheap tacos I ain't heard from you in three damn nights I put your favorite video game away I wonder where you've been all day I can't look at you while I'm playing next to him I put your favorite video game away I wonder where you've been all day I can't look at you while I'm playing next to him I saw you yesterday with a chicken wing It was the same old same, how have you been? Since you've been gone my world's been dark and grey Like my mood when I forgot to wear pants You reminded me of brighter days On our family vacation to the beach I hoped you were coming home to stay For karaoke night I was headed to bingo I was off to sing you a silly song I thought about you for a long time Can't seem to get you out of my head like a catchy tune I can't understand why we're living life this way I found your favorite meme today I swear I'll change my ways and stop eating junk food I just called to say I want you back home for pizza night To come back home where the Wi-Fi is strong I found your favorite meme today I swear I'll change my ways and stop eating junk food I just called to say I want you back home for pizza night To come back home I just called to say I love you some more Come back home where we can cuddle on the couch.
