[Intro] I was in a hurry. I had somewhere to go. One stupid little click... And now... The internet thinks I love broccoli. Oh no. [Verse 1] I was running late, I was losing my mind, Scrolling way too fast, Trying to save some time. My finger slipped, I clicked the wrong thing, Two seconds of broccoli... Now I'm the broccoli king! [Pre-Chorus] One little click! One little mistake! The algorithm curse says: "We know what you like!" [Chorus] BROCCOLI! EVERYWHERE! Broccoli on my phone! Broccoli in my feed! Broccoli in my dreams! Broccoli's all I need! Instagram knows! Suno knows! YouTube knows my name! I clicked it by accident! NOW I'M INSANE! [Verse 2] I opened Instagram, BROCCOLI! I opened TikTok, BROCCOLI! I checked my email, BROCCOLI! I went online to buy some shoes... Green little trees Are taking over my life, "Five healthy recipes!" "Broccoli with rice!" I gotta admit, It's actually pretty good... BUT I NEVER SAID I LOVED IT THAT MUCH! [Chorus – louder, chaotic] BROCCOLI! EVERYWHERE! Broccoli on my screen! Broccoli in my chair! The algorithm says: "You're obsessed!" I say: "NO, I'M NOT!" It says: "Here's another video." OH GOD! [Verse 3] I tried to fight back. I cleared my history. BROCCOLI. I blocked the channel. BROCCOLI. I changed my password. BROCCOLI. I turned off my phone... ... BROCCOLI. HOW?! [Breakdown] I DON'T WANT BROCCOLI! I DIDN'T ASK FOR BROCCOLI! I JUST CLICKED A VIDEO! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT! Okay... I actually like broccoli. But that's not the point! [Build-up] So I made a plan. One final click. Something completely different. Something harmless. Something the algorithm could NEVER turn against me. I closed my eyes... And clicked. Ten reasons ducks are secretly judging you. ... Oh no. DUCKS! EVERYWHERE! [Chorus] DUCKS! EVERYWHERE! Ducks on my phone! Ducks in my feed! Ducks in the park! DUCKS WATCHING ME! Instagram ducks! TikTok ducks! Suno ducks! WHY ARE THEY LOOKING AT ME?! [Verse 4] A duck in the morning, A duck at night, A duck wearing sunglasses Under neon lights! A duck with a hat! A duck with a tie! A duck doing yoga! WHY?! I tried to search for music... DUCKS! I tried to watch the news... DUCKS! I went outside... THERE WAS A DUCK LOOKING AT ME! [Instrumental break] [Bridge] Maybe it's coincidence. Maybe it's the algorithm. Maybe... ...the ducks know. The ducks know. The ducks know. THE DUCKS KNOW! ...the ducks know. The ducks know. The ducks know. ...the ducks know. The ducks know. The ducks know. THE DUCKS KNOW! [Final Chorus] DUCKS! SUCKS! SUCKS! EVERYWHERE! They're taking over my feed! I escaped the broccoli But I made another deal! The algorithm changed direction, Now the ducks are in control! I clicked one stupid video... AND NOW THEY OWN MY SOUL! DUCKS! DUCKS! WHAT HAVE I DONE?! DUCKS! DUCKS! [Chaos Outro] QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! QUACK! Tomorrow... I'm going completely offline. No phone. No apps. No Wi-Fi. Nothing. ... Wait. What's that? ... Oh, come on. Oh, come on.
