Feed Kirio Hikifune, the Grain Queen

[Verse 1] Up in the Royal Realm where the gods all dine, There’s a woman so thick she bends space and time. Purple hair in a bun, black lips, swirling marks, Green eyes half-closed like she’s high on starch. They all want her slim, that fake magazine shape, But I’m praying she eats till the haori can’t drape. Let that belly hang low, let those thighs overflow, Every pound is pure Reiatsu, baby, let the whole Soul Society know. [Pre-Chorus] She cooks, she gets thin; that’s a goddamn crime, I’ll take the spatula, feed her all the time. White rice, black sauce, sugar, cream, and sin, Watch that spiritual pressure pack beneath her skin. [Chorus] Feed the Grain Queen, let her get obese for me, Stuff her full of energy till she can’t even see. I love those squinting eyes, that smile so wide and true, Kirio Hikifune, I’m cooking just for you. I’d kill Yhwach twice if it kept you alive and fat, Most beautiful soul in the universe; baby, that’s a fact. [Verse 2] Ichigo and Renji can have one onigiri each, Then they bounce; this table’s private, out of their reach. I’ll spoon-feed my queen while she sits on my lap, Every bite makes her softer, heavier, phat-phat-phat. No fake slim disguise, no diet, no lies, I want rolls on rolls and thunder in those thighs. Age don’t matter here, centuries taste like cake, I’ll keep her stuffed forever for my own soul’s sake. [Pre-Chorus] She cooks, she gets thin; that’s a goddamn crime, I’ll take the spatula, feed her all the time. White rice, black sauce, sugar, cream, and sin, Watch that spiritual pressure pack beneath her skin. [Chorus] Feed the Grain Queen, let her get obese for me, Stuff her full of energy till she can’t even see. I love those squinting eyes, that smile so wide and true, Kirio Hikifune, I’m cooking just for you. I’d kill Yhwach twice if it kept you alive and fat, Most beautiful soul in the universe; baby, that’s a fact. [Bridge] Call me a heretic, call me insane, But that Cage of Life can’t hold me; I’ll break every chain. If the Soul King himself says “Kirio, lose a few,” I’ll flip the throne over and deep-fry him too. ‘Cause nothing in three worlds is hotter than this: My Grain Queen moaning soft with sauce on her lips. [breakdown] KIRIO HIKIFUNE I LOVE YOU KIRIO HIKIFUNE I LOVE YOU as you are ... [Chorus] Feed the Grain Queen, let her get obese for me, Stuff her full of energy till she can’t even see. I love those squinting eyes, that smile so wide and true, Kirio Hikifune, I’m cooking just for you. I’d kill Yhwach twice if it kept you alive and fat, Most beautiful soul in the universe; baby, that’s a fact. [Final Chorus] Feed the Grain Queen, make her bigger than the sky, Reiatsu so thick that the stars wanna cry. Let her belly shake the heavens when she laughs out loud, Proudest fat admirer in the Royal Guard crowd. Kirio, my goddess, my everything sweet, I’ll cook for you forever; just stay plump in your seat. Yeah, I’ll cook for you forever… Just stay plump in your seat. (soft whisper) Extra mochi, baby… one more plate… good girl.