I Love My Left Boot

[Instrumental Intro] ... [Instrumental Interlude] (I love my left boot) [Verse 1] My corn is so hard. My corn, so hard, indents my boot's sole's soul to the point where the left has nothing left [Verse 2] but an empty void in the soul of the sole, making it; left sparse.. [Hook] I love my left boot and I've been watching "My Left Foot" for more corn but it's a "Field of Dreams" [Instrumental Bridge] "I love my left boot" [Verse 3] but an empty void in the soul of the sole, making it; left sparse.. [Verse 4] My corn is so hard. My corn, so hard, indents my boot's sole's soul to the point where the left has nothing left [Hook] I love my left boot and I've been watching "My Left Foot" for more corn but it's a "Field of Dreams" [Instrumental Interlude] (I love my left boot) [Outro] "My corn is so hard. My corn, so hard, indents my boot's sole's soul to the point where the left has nothing left but an empty void in the soul of the sole, making it; left sparse.. I love my left boot and I've been watching My Left Foot for more corn but it's a Field of Dreams..." (I love my left boot) [Instrumental Ending] ...