[Breaking News] Today, in an unprecedented turn of events, scientists have confirmed the discovery of a new planet orbiting around Mount Everest. Dubbed "Everestia," this celestial body seems to defy all known laws of physics. The planet’s ecosystem, reportedly teeming with flying elephants, has sent shockwaves through the scientific community. In other bizarre reports, a giant rubber duck has been sighted sailing down the Amazon River, prompting a sudden influx of tourists eager to catch this one-of-a-kind sight. Experts are baffled as to how it got there. Meanwhile, in culinary news, a local bakery has created the world’s first self-buttering bread. Dubbed the "Lazy Loaf," it’s spreading, quite literally, like wildfire. [More Strange Reports] Breaking into the historical realm, archeologists have stumbled upon what they believe to be Atlantis—except it's buried beneath the Sahara Desert. The discovery includes shimmering relics and structures made entirely of salt, confounding historians everywhere. Additionally, in the tech world, a smartphone smasher has gone viral. This peculiar craze involves people lining up to have their old gadgets flattened by a specialized steamroller, all in the name of "digital liberation." Stay tuned for more stories as the day unfolds, here on the Bizarre News Network.