It's Pie Munching Time!

[Whistled Intro] ♪ Whee-whoo! Whee-whoo! ♪ Ding-a-ling-a-ling! Hee-hee-hee! Come on, pies! Dinner tiiiime! [Verse 1] When the bakery clock goes DING! And the pie pans start to swing, Little crusty feet go tap-tap-tap, To a crazy pastry fling! Apple's bouncing off the wall, Cherry took a silly fall, Pumpkin hollers, "Gather 'round! There's plenty here for ALL!" [Pre-Chorus] Sniff-sniff! What's that smell? Fresh-baked trouble— Can't you tell?! Forks up high! Open wide! One! Two! Three! TAKE A BITE! [Chorus] It's PIE MUNCHING TIME! Chomp-chomp-chomp in a conga line! Cream goes SPLAT! Crust goes CRACK! Gobble that pie and don't look back! It's PIE MUNCHING TIME! Berry filling flying left and right! Munch 'em high! Munch 'em low! Where'd our little pie friends go?! Hee-hee-hee-hee-HEEEE! [Verse 2] Blueberry's dancing with a fork, Pecan's acting like a dork, Lemon spins upon his tin While Chocolate grabs a cork! There's an apple with X-eyes, Underneath twelve pumpkin pies, Cherry points and starts to grin— "Well, ain't THIS a nice surprise!" [Cartoon Break] CHOMP! SPLAT! CRUNCH! *gulp* …BURP! Ohhhhhhh! [Spoken] "Who's hungry?" [All-Pie Musical Response] WE ARE! [Verse 3] Crust is flying through the air, Whipped cream landing everywhere, Raspberry's chewing someone's rim While dancing on a chair! Key Lime spins around and 'round, Custard tumbles to the ground, Then a hundred hungry pies Come marching to the sound! [Build] Tap-tap! Clap-clap! Shuffle those tins! Grab your forks And tuck those napkins in! Cream to the ceiling! Berries on the floor! We ate twenty pies— AND WE STILL WANT MORE! [Big Chorus] IT'S PIE MUNCHING TIME! Chomp-chomp-chomp in a conga line! Apple! Cherry! Pumpkin too! Chocolate cream is coming for YOU! It's PIE MUNCHING TIME! Everybody's losing their pastry minds! Crust goes CRACK! Filling goes SPLAT! "HEY! WHO JUST ATE MY HAT?!" [Instrumental Pie-Munching Sequence] ♪ Honky-tonk piano frenzy ♪ CHOMP-CHOMP! CRUNCH-CRUNCH! MUNCH-MUNCH! GULP! *slide whistle* BWOOOOOP! *pie splat* SPLAT! [Spoken, suspiciously] "Sayyyy… weren't there fifty of us a minute ago?" … [Whispered] "Forty-nine." [Maniacal laughter] HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE-HEE! [Final Chorus] IT'S PIE MUNCHING TIME! Round and 'round till closing time! Forks go CLINK! Pans go CLANG! Everybody do the Pie-Tin Bang! MUNCH TO THE LEFT! MUNCH TO THE RIGHT! MUNCH THOSE PIES ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT! Pumpkin! Berry! Cream and lime! IT'S! PIE! MUNCHING— TIIIIIIIIIME! [Chaotic Finale] CHOMP! CRUNCH! SPLAT! CLANG! *enormous cartoon burp* …BUUUUUUUURP! [Spoken] "Uh-oh." [Huge cymbal crash] ♪ Ding! ♪