(To the tune of a mocking desert chant with epic PvP battle drums) Verse 1: Oh, the PvE whiners cry in the sand so fine, “Too hard, too tough, I need a group to shine!” With stillsuits leakin’, they sob for a break, “Sandworms ate my gear, oh, my heart’s gonna ache!” Chorus: Whiny PvE, boo-hoo all day, Hidin’ in Haga, they just wanna play! PvP warriors, swords held high, Rulin’ the Deep Desert ‘neath Arrakis’ sky! Verse 2: They moan ‘bout the labs, “Too many foes to fight!” Solo tears fall fast in the desert night. “Group content’s unfair, I can’t craft alone,” While warriors laugh, “Get a sword, leave your phone!” Chorus: Whiny PvE, boo-hoo all day, Hidin’ in Haga, they just wanna play! PvP warriors, swords held high, Rulin’ the Deep Desert ‘neath Arrakis’ sky! Bridge: The warriors charge with ornithopters ablaze, Crushin’ spice fields in a PvP haze. Whiners flee fast, “Oh, save my poor loot!” Warriors roar back, “Feel the Dune warrior’s boot!” Verse 3: PvE cries, “The reset’s too mean!” While warriors dance ‘round a shipwreck scene. With shields and rockets, they battle with glee, “Crybabies, step up, join the Dune legacy!” Chorus: Whiny PvE, boo-hoo all day, Hidin’ in Haga, they just wanna play! PvP warriors, swords held high, Rulin’ the Deep Desert ‘neath Arrakis’ sky! Outro: So grab a blade, leave the whines behind, Join the warriors, let your Dune soul unwind! From Deep Desert storms to spice blowin’ free, The PvP kings reign—PvE, let it be!
