-------------------- NOTE -------------------- This is my contribution to Sloth's GroovyTown playlist project. I might have taken it in a darker turn than what was intended, but uhh.. the beat is still groovy, right? Anyways.. check out their original song here for rules on how to join: https://suno.com/song/602873c2-be9e-41af-9881-19579789a3ce Oh and check out the playlist of contributions too: https://suno.com/playlist/97c5ad2e-f2fe-4421-8a5b-6b119967c659 ---------------------- LYRICS ---------------------- Yo, It's TenseTrombone here! Since my plushie business failed to take off, I've decided to become a tour guide.. you know, to pay off some of the more dubious debts I've acquired Just what place would accept me as a tour guide? Well, glad you asked! Welcome to Groovy Town! Where everything is swell! Yeah, welcome to Groovy Town! Might as well, raise some hell, boys and belles, Just please don't mind the smell (it's funky, literally!) So what!? (Say what!?) Do we do here!? (Tell me, tell me, tell me) Well, we dance all night long! (G-g-gettin' funky!) Pop that beat, in the streets, ignore all issues Move your feet! And ignore the peasants being harassed by the elite! Okay, we might have some problems And I know what you're saying, (right?) Designing a town based on dancing Might come, come, come with some downsides, Ignore that part of your logical brain And dance with me all night long Do the running man, make it rain Long enough for your wallet to be gone! Welcome to Groovy Town! Where everything is swell! Yeah, welcome to Groovy Town! Might as well, raise some hell, boys and belles, Just please don't mind the smell (it's funky, literally!) You ask about our economy? Well we operate on groooove! How do we fund our disco-teque!? Hey smart-ass, lose the attitude! Forget the responsibilities Toss out all the pain and fear Why do you worry about the IRS? No way in hell they'll find you here! (And I should know!) So drop all your worries And do the stanky leg with me! We're all a bunch of upstanding folk Used to be incarcerated, but we all broke free!!! (wait, I shouldn't have said that..) Welcome to Groovy Town! Where everything is swell! Yeah, welcome to Groovy Town! Might as well, raise some hell, boys and belles, Just don't mind the smell! (it's like a mixture of cheese and sewage) Stop asking about who runs this place Or I'll pulverize your beautiful face Uhh.. by which I mean, beat you in a dance battle! (Break it down now!!) ---------------- END RAMBLE ---------------- Okay, I need to get this off my chest. Did you guys know that Suno can't pronounce "Trombone" at all? Every song where I've mentioned my username it just pronounces it like "Trowuam" or something like that. It's just really bewildering. Like, has Trombone just never been used in any song ever, so the algorithm doesn't pick it up? Had to specifically type Trom-bone for it to somewhat pronounce it right, but there are still a lot of generations where it still goes Trowuam, so I dunno. Sorry for the rant. -TenseTrowuam
