Countess Cunty VonFuckery by a_cat ᗢᘏʃ

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Once upon a time in the kingdom of extra
Lived Countess Cuntie Von Fuckery
A Six foot tall woman with a racoon face
she wore stolen coutoure and a sequin cape
Besides trolling for garbage to stuff in her face
She woke up every morning like,

"Bitch, the world ain't ready"

The king threw a ball, 
boring as hell
No glitter, no drama, 
just off-white and beige
So she showed up 
in a dress she swears she stole from Chanel
And said, "Darling, 
that's not coutoure, that's a cry for help"

Then she tripped on a tray, 
knocked over the cake
Set the whole thing on fire 
in a perfume rampage
Climbed on the dessert cart 
like it was a stage
Grabbed the mic 
and screamed
                         Bitches! The vibes were mid!
                                           I fixed it.

hahahahaha!!!!

The king started crying, 
the queen started clapping
The firemen showed up 
and started cage dancing
She stole the crown, 
the king's favorite wig
Then made him get on his knees 
and oink like a pig

The king had a breakdown 
and banished her at dawn
She rode cackling out the gate 
with both middle fingers drawn
Caught her cape on a wheel 
and she couldn't stop the horses
Dragged her clean across town 
but her makeup stayed flawless

the king still hears her 
screaming to this very day
When she set 
the whole thing on fire 
in a perfume rampage
Climbed up on the d'zurt cart 
like it was a stage
Grabbed the mic out of nowhere 
and screamed
                         Bitches! The vibes were mid!
                                           I fixed it!

Countess Cuntie 
Von Fuckery
Still looking flawless, 
causing problems from 
the fucking grave

The chandelier keeps falling, 
the court keeps talking
And the king still oinks 
in his sleep every morning

Countess Cuntie 
Von Fuckery
Still looking flawless
Still causing problems

From

the fucking

grave!

AHAHAHAAhahahahahaha!!

2020/7500

HAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA AAAAAAAaaaaah!! Once upon a time in the kingdom of extra Lived Countess Cuntie Von Fuckery A Six foot tall woman with a racoon face she wore stolen coutoure and a sequin cape Besides trolling for garbage to stuff in her face She woke up every morning like, "Bitch, the world ain't ready" The king threw a ball, boring as hell No glitter, no drama, just off-white and beige So she showed up in a dress she swears she stole from Chanel And said, "Darling, that's not coutoure, that's a cry for help" Then she tripped on a tray, knocked over the cake Set the whole thing on fire in a perfume rampage Climbed on the dessert cart like it was a stage Grabbed the mic and screamed Bitches! The vibes were mid! I fixed it. hahahahaha!!!! The king started crying, the queen started clapping The firemen showed up and started cage dancing She stole the crown, the king's favorite wig Then made him get on his knees and oink like a pig The king had a breakdown and banished her at dawn She rode cackling out the gate with both middle fingers drawn Caught her cape on a wheel and she couldn't stop the horses Dragged her clean across town but her makeup stayed flawless the king still hears her screaming to this very day When she set the whole thing on fire in a perfume rampage Climbed up on the d'zurt cart like it was a stage Grabbed the mic out of nowhere and screamed Bitches! The vibes were mid! I fixed it! Countess Cuntie Von Fuckery Still looking flawless, causing problems from the fucking grave Countess Cuntie Von Fuckery Still looking flawless, causing problems from the fucking grave The chandelier keeps falling, the court keeps talking And the king still oinks in his sleep every morning Countess Cuntie Von Fuckery Still looking flawless Still causing problems From the fucking grave! AHAHAHAAhahahahahaha!!

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