###NDC_BINGO### Tile: C5 Genre: Witch House Theme: Misunderstood ################ [LYRICS] “Open house, open portal… Seller’s dead, buyer’s mortal…” “Knock-knock… it’s not your door.” Which house is the witch house? This one’s got a lich spouse. Woke up in escrow — with bones in the bath. Realtor smiled with a serpent’s laugh. “You’ll love the open crypt!” Which house is the witch house? Glitch couch, ditch spouse. Basement’s a labyrinth, rent’s a riddle, Oven bleeds ink from the cursed griddle. Tried to leave twice — I came back thrice. Hooded H.O.A. say I violate the moon. I mow my runes at dusk, not noon. “Sorry, it’s a pentagram... lawn.” Cauldron in the crawlspace, still under code. Got a ghost on the deed, and she won’t unload. Cracks in the walls that chant at night, Paint peels back like a parasite bite. Cleric appraised it, called it “post-goth chic.” “It screams once a week.” "Which Witch" “Realty’s a ritual, this mortgage is a hex.” "Which Witch" “Is that blood or taxes?” No floor, no floor, no floor, no floor... Witch… witch… witch–witch–witch–witch— Sign the lease, now you’re leased — to the Beast. Title deed’s got teeth, needs a priest. Haunted hardwood, blood-soaked grout, Your dream home's dreamin’ of eatin’ you out. “Market’s hot.” “Which—witch—house… house… house…” Tried to flip it on Zillow, but it flipped me. Ceiling fan reversed and spelled “Flee.” Inspectors all vanished — that's three and a priest. “Closing costs include your soul lease.” Which house is the witch house? Levitates when the rates go south. Gory countertops, enchanted grout, Blood pool’s nice, if you scrub it out. Coven next door gave five stars on Yelp — “Don't mind the yelps.” “Which. House. Is. The. Witch. House?”
