Oh, yeah. I know people. They don't know that yet. I got friends in verified places. Big blue ticks and familiar faces. Ryan Reynolds liked a tweet. Wasn't mine, but he's on my street. Well, my feed. Same neighbourhood. I'd help him move. I think he would. Billie said, “You mean so much.” I nearly cried. We stay in touch. She posts a clip, I watch it twice. Relationships take sacrifice. Don't need numbers. Don't need plans. Don't insult us. We're not fans. It's a friendship, let it grow. I'm doing both sides till they know. I got friends in verified places, Big blue ticks and familiar faces. They say “Love you,” I say “Too!” Just me and another million or two. Me and the stars, we're doing alright. They do the talking most of the night. They don't know me. That's okay. I know enough for both of us anyway. Oh-oh, we're super tight. Oh-oh, they're busy tonight. Oh-oh, no reply. That's how you know they're keeping it private. Said “Goodnight” to Zendaya. Phone got hot. Must be desire. Harry waved from across the crowd. I waved back. We're not public now. Sent Paul Rudd a little “Hey.” Nothing heavy. Just my day. And my childhood. And my fears. He'll need a minute. It covers years. Pedro laughs, I laugh along. That's chemistry. You can't be wrong. He told that joke to half the nation. We just prefer a group conversation. I got friends in verified places, Big blue ticks and familiar faces. They say “Love you,” I say “Too!” Just me and another million or two. Me and the stars, we're doing alright. They do the talking most of the night. They don't know me. That's okay. I know enough for both of us anyway. Oh-oh, we're super tight. Oh-oh, they're busy tonight. Oh-oh, no reply. That's how you know they're keeping it private. My therapist said, “Who calls you back?” I said, “You can't judge friends like that. They've got premieres. They've got careers. I've got the time. It works out here.” She said, “And people you could meet?” I said, “There's Dave across the street.” She said, “Try Dave.” I said, “I might.” But Pedro's on at nine tonight. Taylor put my life in a song. Changed some details. Got my name wrong. Different city. Different guy. But I'm respectful. I know why. I got friends in verified places, Big blue ticks and familiar faces. They say “Love you,” I say “Too!” Just me and another million or two. Me and the stars, we're doing alright. They do the talking most of the night. They don't know me. That's okay. I know enough for both of us anyway. Oh-oh, we're super tight. Oh-oh, they're busy tonight. Oh-oh, no reply. That's how you know they're keeping it private. Chris Evans asked me for some money. A private account. Obviously. Nice to finally be the friend he needs.
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