Lizard Wizard

[Instrumental intro] [Verse 1] Step behind the curtain, and you'll find Something that will blow your mind Take my hand, follow my lead Show you a world of wizardry All alone, parents are gone, Lo, Behold, the chosen one! There you stand in disbelief Don't deny your destiny You're a; [Drop - robot vocals] Wizard, Wizard, Wizard Lizard, Lizard, Lizard [Verse 2] Never mind the sorting hat Asking why you look like that With a complexion just like yours You're in Slytherin of course You're a; [Drop - robot vocals] Wizard, Wizard, Wizard Lizard, Lizard, Lizard [Verse 3] Not allowed to walk the halls at night Safety violations left and right In the forbidden forest, you'll get eaten But learn some spells and you won't be beaten [Drop - robot vocals - heavy wubs] Wizard, Wizard, Wizard Lizard, Lizard, Lizard [Bridge - orchestral reprieve, youth choir] Double, double, toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Double, double, toil and trouble Fire burn and cauldron bubble Turn this water into rum Something wicked this way comes It's a; [Drop - robot vocals - heavy wubs] Wizard, Wizard, Wizard Lizard, Lizard, Lizard [Outro] "But no, seriously. Who gave this lizard a wand?" "I mean... that just doesn't seem safe."