[Intro] One mob… two mobs… three mobs… Oh no. [Verse 1] Just creepin’ through the zone nice and slow SneakySnack mode, nobody’s gotta know Tiptoe past the guards, hug the wall real tight One little misstep and they all start a fight [Pre-Chorus] I swear I only tapped one guy But suddenly the whole zone’s mad [Chorus] Oops… I attracted a crowd Now they’re all trying to take me down One little poke turned into a raid Every NPC in town got aggro today Oops… I attracted a crowd They keep coming and they’re chasing me down I came in quiet, thought I’d slip around Now the whole map knows I attracted a crowd [Verse 2] Tried to reset, tried to break their sight But they keep chasing like it’s boss fight night Running through the zone with panic in my head I just wanted loot — now I want my bed [Pre-Chorus] I swear I didn’t mean to pull But now the whole zone’s seeing red [Chorus] Oops… I attracted a crowd Now they’re all trying to take me down One little poke turned into a raid Every NPC in town got aggro today Oops… I attracted a crowd They keep coming and they’re chasing me down I came in quiet, thought I’d slip around Now the whole map knows I attracted a crowd [Bridge] Run run run run run run RUN Why are there twenty? I only hit one Potion’s gone, stamina’s down This is how legends get taken to town [Break] …Respawn timer starts now. [Final Chorus] Yep… I attracted a crowd Now the whole zone’s chasing me down Next time maybe I’ll think it through Or maybe just blame the healer too Oops… I attracted a crowd And the chat is laughing out loud All I wanted was one small fight Now I’m respawning again tonight [Outro] SneakySnack mode… did not work.
