🎶 "It’s Jeff (And You’re Screwed)" 🎶

[Verse 1] Oh no, what’s that fin over there? It’s Jeff the Land Shark, better say your prayers! He’s cute, he’s small, but don’t be misled, He’s here to heal his team—and leave yours for dead. [Pre-Chorus] You’re thinking, “Aw, he’s just a baby shark!” But next thing you know, you’re flying off the map in the dark! [Chorus] 🎵 It’s Jeff, it’s Jeff! The little shark of death! He’s flippin’ your team like burgers on a grill, Say goodbye to the scoreboard, it’s a killin’ thrill! It’s Jeff, it’s Jeff! Don’t let his size deceive, He’s got a whirlpool of chaos up his sleeve! 🎵 🎵 Taa-ta… ta-ta-ta... Taa-ta… ta-ta-ta... 🎵 [Verse 2] He spits out bubbles, he heals with a splash, But don’t get too close, or he’ll send you to the trash. His ultimate move? Oh, it’s no joke, He’ll yeet your whole squad—hope you know how to float! [Pre-Chorus] Teammates yelling, “What the heck was that?” Meanwhile, Jeff’s just vibin’ like a sharky acrobat! [Chorus] 🎵 It’s Jeff, it’s Jeff! The cuddly shark of doom, One second you’re safe, next you’re launched to the moon! It’s Jeff, it’s Jeff! Don’t try to run or hide, He’ll find you underground and take you for a ride! 🎵 🎵 Taa-ta… ta-ta-ta... Taa-ta… ta-ta-ta... 🎵 [Bridge] 🎵 Jeff don’t care if you’re ally or foe, If you’re in his whirlpool, you’re about to go! He’s trolling the map with a mischievous grin, When Jeff’s around, no one’s gonna win! 🎵 [Final Chorus] 🎵 It’s Jeff, it’s Jeff! A shark-sized wildcard, He’s adorable, chaotic, and hits you real hard! It’s Jeff, it’s Jeff! Just try to stay alive, But when Jeff’s on the map... good luck and high five! 🎵 🎵 Taa-ta… ta-ta-ta... Taa-ta… ta-ta-ta... 🎵 [Outro] 🎵 So if you see a dorsal fin, Start running now, my friend. It’s Jeff, it’s Jeff! And this is the end! 🎵 🎵 Taa-ta… ta-ta-ta... Taa-ta… ta-ta-ta... 🎵 [Jeff's adorable laugh sound effect fades out]