[Intro] Yeah! One, two, three, four! It’s Giftmas time! [Verse 1] The neighbors put a plastic Santa on their lawn They’ve been playing Jingle Bell Rock since the dawn But inside my house, the water's boiling hot We’re celebrating Giftmas, give it all we've got! Forget the frankincense, forget the myrrh I got meatball eyes in my Pâtes au Beurre We don't need a tree with a shiny star We need a strainer and a pirate at the bar! [Pre-Chorus] I don't need no reindeer, I don't need no sleigh I’m carb-loading for the Giftmas day! Put that strainer upon your head And listen to what our savior said! [Chorus] He’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky! (In the sky!) He boiled for your sins so you wouldn't fry! (Wouldn't fry!) With His Noodly Appendage, He touches us all It's a Pastafarian Giftmas, we’re having a ball! So raise your fork and testify To the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky! [Verse 2] My mom thinks I’m crazy, she thinks I’m a fool She says my carb-laden messiah isn't cool But global warming's rising, and here is the reason: Not enough Pirates in the Giftmas season! So put on your eyepatch and grab a beer The FSM is the reason for the cheer We ain't got angels, we ain't got wings We got linguine strings and pirate kings! [Pre-Chorus] I don't need no reindeer, I don't need no sleigh I’m carb-loading for the Giftmas day! Put that strainer upon your head And listen to what our savior said! [Chorus] He’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky! (In the sky!) He boiled for your sins so you wouldn't fry! (Wouldn't fry!) With His Noodly Appendage, He touches us all It's a Pastafarian Giftmas, we’re having a ball! So raise your fork and testify To the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky! [Bridge] Heaven is a beer volcano... (Whoa-oh-oh) And a fettuccine factory... (Whoa-oh-oh) We don't say Amen... We don't say Amen... WE SAY RAMEN! [Chorus] He’s the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky! (In the sky!) He boiled for your sins so you wouldn't fry! (Wouldn't fry!) With His Noodly Appendage, He touches us all It's a Pastafarian Giftmas, we’re having a ball! So raise your fork and testify To the Flying Spaghetti Monster in the sky! [Outro] Ramen! (Ramen!) Merry Giftmas! (Ramen!) May the sauce be with you! (Spoken) Pass the parmesan.
