[Intro — Rhodes piano, soft bass] Mmmmm... yeah... I never thought it'd come to this... [Verse 1] Tung tung tung sahuur, echoing in my mind Brian the dog is gone and I'm just left behind My first Bob episode hit different that day When Spongebob packed his bags and slowly walked away [Pre-Chorus — horns swell softly] Da minion or da Bob for today, I couldn't choose Now I'm standing in the rain just singing these blues Pickle Rick told me love was never real But anderdingus... you know exactly how I feel [Chorus — full band, background harmonies rise] I'm not Jewish but I'm praying on my knees Freddy Faz-Bear won't you bring her back to me Tung tung tung sah-mustard in the air Big chungus couldn't save us from despair Anderdingus... anderdingus... You were everything... [Verse 2] Spongebob used to make us laugh through all the pain Now the satellite dish only picks up rain Brian the dog would curl up by my side But even he could feel the day that something died [Pre-Chorus] Da minion or da Bob — neither filled the void Every memory we built, slowly destroyed Pickle Rick just laughed and said move on But how do you move on when everything is gone [Chorus] I'm not Jewish but I'm praying on my knees Freddy Faz-Bear won't you bring her back to me Tung tung tung sah-mustard in the air Big chungus couldn't save us from despair Anderdingus... anderdingus... You were everything... [Bridge — just keys and lead vocal, raw and stripped] My first Bob episode hit different... I watched it alone for the first time... Tung tung tung sahuur... That's when I knew... You weren't coming back... [Verse 3] Tung tung tung sah-mustard, cold and all alone Freddy Faz-Bear's calling but I can't pick up the phone Big chungus told me time would heal this wound inside But pickle Rick just laughed and said that big chungus lied [Instrumental Break] [Final Chorus — horns fully open, harmonies layered deep] I'm not Jewish but I'm praying on my knees Freddy Faz-Bear won't you bring her back to me Tung tung tung sah-mustard in the air Big chungus couldn't save us from despair Anderdingus... anderdingus... You were everything to me... [Outro — band fades, single Rhodes note lingers] Tung tung tung sahuur... Mmmmm... Anderdingus...
