β›ββ›ββ›βΒ«βœΒ»ββ›ββ›ββ› I woke up, phone froze, screen said β€œno” Wi-Fi cried, then waved goodbye real slow I tapped, I slapped it, whispered β€œplease” Router stared back like it hated me No memes to mean it, no feeds to feel My thumbs kept twitching out of habit zeal I swiped the air, I scrolled the wall Turns out nothing loads at all β›ββ›ββ›βΒ«βœΒ»ββ›ββ›ββ› No likes, no pings, no blinking blue No β€œseen at nine,” no β€œtyping…” too I talked to myself, said β€œgirl, behave” Then realizedβ€”I forgot how to wave β›ββ›ββ›βΒ«βœΒ»ββ›ββ›ββ› Click-clack brain went snap-snap slack When the net went dead and didn’t come back I laughed, I panicked, paced the floor Said β€œwho am I if I’m offline for?” No chats, no tags, no trend to chase I made a joke and told it to space Tongue tied, mind fried, world went wide The day the internet straight up died β›ββ›ββ›βΒ«βœΒ»ββ›ββ›ββ› I tried to cookβ€”no clips to guide Burnt my toast with misplaced pride I googled nothing, guessed instead Salt met sugar, tears were shed I spoke out loud like β€œhey hello” To actual humans, face to nose They blinked at me, I blinked back twice Forgot small talk ain’t optimized β›ββ›ββ›βΒ«βœΒ»ββ›ββ›ββ› No filters fixing tired eyes No captions crafting clever lies My thoughts came raw, uncut, unsaved Terrifyingβ€”but kinda brave β›ββ›ββ›βΒ«βœΒ»ββ›ββ›ββ› Click-clack brain went snap-snap slack When the net went dead and didn’t come back I paced in circles, rhymed with fear Said β€œis my inner voice this loud each year?” No loops, no doom, no endless scroll I met my mind, it stole control Fast thoughts, word knots, truth collided The day the internet straight up died β›ββ›ββ›βΒ«βœΒ»ββ›ββ›ββ› I stutter-stepped, clutter-thought, butter-brain fried Muttered β€œwhat’s real?” to the chair by my side No posts, no boasts, no ghosts online Just me and my thoughts doing laps in time I tripped on phrases, twisted lines Mixed up minutes, lost the signs Said β€œwaitβ€”was boredom always here?” Then laughed too hard at nothing, weird β›ββ›ββ›βΒ«βœΒ»ββ›ββ›ββ› Click-clack brain learned slow-slow facts Turns out silence doesn’t actually attack I breathed, I blinked, I stayed alive Didn’t disappear, didn’t de-archive No net, no thread, no feed to ride But jokes still worked and I still tried I smiled, survived, slightly fried The day the internet straight up died β›ββ›ββ›βΒ«βœΒ»ββ›ββ›ββ› If it comes back cool, I’ll wave hello But now I know what I didn’t know I’m still meβ€”just less notified Since the day the internet died β›ββ›ββ›βΒ«βœΒ»ββ›ββ›ββ›