Yeti

Go shopping at the Yeti store Buy a book all about their folklore See pictures of the colour of their fur, in different seasons Track them to their home, for many crazy reasons A lightning bolt frazzled your brain A thunderclap brought an avalanche of pain Abominable Snowman! Go tracking in the mountains Drink the elixir of youth at all convenient fountains Fill up a spare flask In case a thirsty Yeti doesn’t have enough time to ask A lightning bolt hit you in the head Restored you back to life, or at least undead Abominable Snowman! In the Himalayas just shuffling around Hugging the permafrost ground Surviving on berries and moss Loving snow’s contribution to visual faculty loss A bolt of lightning smashed you in the old coconut Your mind went totally kaput Abominable Snowman! Ishin-Denshin and Sonduku Intuited extra-sensory perception Telepathic messages coming at you You can’t turn down their reception Remote distance mind-control With haphazard application A message from the ancient heart In the nighttime blended with a blizzard Disappearing faster than a speeding wizard Living shy and alone Seeing into people’s minds and the mayhem they’ve known A lightning bolt gave you a clout A Yeti’s untamed thoughts broke out Abominable snowman!