I was sitting at home on a Tuesday night Everything was calm, everything felt right Cup of tea and a film on the screen Then my phone lit up with the strangest thing One little message… One little mistake… Oh my God… Really? You’re joking… Right? What are you like? You thought it was private You thought it was safe You never imagined The look on my face You pressed that button You crossed that line You can’t take it back now You’ve run out of time I tried not to laugh I tried to be kind But honestly darling… What crossed your mind? Who let you press send? Who let you press send? You can’t un-send… You can’t un-send… No going back… No going back… [Fast countdown] Three! Two! One! GO! Don’t send me your pickle in my DMs Don’t send me your pickle in my DMs Unless you want my friends to have a laugh And turn your little pickle into a photograph Don’t send me! Don’t send me! Don’t send me your pickle! Don’t send me! Don’t send me! Don’t send me your pickle! Photograph! Too late… Ickle Pickle… Oh darling… You’re joking, right? What are you like? You can’t un-send. You can never delete. You are what you tweet. Ping… Ping… Ping… I saw it. They all saw it. You can’t un-send! You can never delete! You are what you tweet! No going back! No going back! Three! Two! One! GO! Don’t send me your pickle in my DMs Don’t send me your pickle in my DMs Unless you want my friends to have a laugh And turn your little pickle into a photograph Don’t send me! Don’t send me! Don’t send me your pickle! Don’t send me! Don’t send me! Don’t send me your pickle! SCREENSHOT! TOO LATE! GROUP CHAT! OH NO! Ickle Pickle… Honestly… What are you like? You can’t un-send. No going back… Ickle… Pickle…
